bugün
- yasakçı zihniyet14
- polisin verilen emrin yasaya uygunluğunu sorgusu11
- ilk buluşmada 13 pişi yiyen kız9
- ekşi sözlük19
- ulusalcı önderlerin akp'ye geçmesi10
- güllünün roman havası oynarken balkondan düşmesi4
- bir çomarla finoyu çiftleştirmek3
- alamancı akraba klişeleri3
- yeni partinin ilk krizde duvara toslaması4
- şarapçı koala'nın ulusalcı nefreti4
- avrupa'nın zengin olması afrika'nın fakir olması3
- felsefe9
- ismail kartal12
- tarhana içenlerin köylü ve eğitimsiz olması6
- sözlükte aşk yaşayacak kadın olmaması sorunsalı4
- kadın öğretmenler4
- 15 mayıs2
- alparslan kuytul8
- görür görmez eksi oy verilen yazarlar2
- burayı bilen var mı2
- apo orospu çocuğu değildir demek9
- içki içen akp li6
- tarikatlar ve cemaatler5
- 18 ağustos 2026 fenerbahçe lyon maçı30
- mutlu ama uzak olsun6
- metal müzik dinleyen imam3
- vatan sevgisi imandandır2
- yahudilerin istihbaratta cinnileri kullanması6
- bahçeliden gündem yaratacak seçim sistemi çıkışı6
- seri eksiciyi yemleyip asıl mevzuda kilitlemek2
- habaş'ın yerli otomobil projesi5
- enayimiknatisi ile kavga etmek11
- açlıktan karnına taş bağlayan peygamber4
- bugün ne yapsam4
- evde lahmacun yapmak6
- sözlükte kavga çıkmasının sebebi10
- zorunlu eğitim10
- tulumba tatlısı9
- osuruktan şiirler47
- iran barışı reddederse kötü olur huckabee2
- cristiano ronaldo4
- rüzgar2
- okul formalarının dayatılması3
- insanı yoran duygular3
- yobazlar3
- teknofaşizm4
- tıp okumanın avantajı5
- keşke dediğiniz bir anı yazar mısınız11
- ağzıma almam diyen kız4
- menzil cemaatinde rekabet alevlendi6
güzel bir frank zappa & steve vai şarkısıdır.
fuck yourself with a rubber hose
stick it in your mouth and down your throat
up your nose and in your heinie hole
i don't care where it goes
and it don't matter if you're straight or gay
you should fuck yourself anyway
now, you don't have to listen to a word i say
but i know you, you'll be humpin' away
fuck yourself with your neighbor's nose
if you can't use that, use a 10-foot pole
stick it up your ass and go for a stroll
everyone will know you've been to this show
if you can't take, eat my stool
masturbate with some crazy glue
i don't care what you do
fock yourself with a garden tool
fuck yourself with politics
ahh they're full of fuckin' fuckin' shit
i mean you know we've been lied to ever since we were born
it's amazing that we've been getting fucked that long
fuck yourself with the world wide web
man you could ride that sucker right from your bed
you may even meet a tom, dick, jane or billy
then grab onto your modem and fuck yourself silly
fuck yourself with your heart and soul
give it everything you got, hey i'm talkin' to you
if you can't even fuck yourself,
how ya gonna fuck somebody else?
fuck yourself with my microphone
i'll give it to you later when we're all alone
we can turn it up loud
and see if you come, but
don't get your jizz on my microphone
fuck yourself with organized religion
now that is some seriously sinnin' business
if the lord sees their pathetic crimes
he'll be fuckin' them 'til the end of time
and can someone explain to me this racist crap
i know it isn't white, but it isn't black
and to all you people who only see things your way
well, you can suck my dick and take all day
fuck your nose with a pound of blow
watch your money get up and go
but when you burnt your brain and you say
i don't know!
i hate to tell you but i told you so
fuck yourself with this grunge rock noise
i mean, stuff those albums in your groin
they come down on me because i know how to play -
hey... fuck you!
fuck yourself with a copy of rolling stone
or are they too holy for your holiest of holes
now those people think they're holier than moses
but aren't they just a bunch of fuckin' posers
fuck yourself with your mother's jewelry
i won't tell, i ain't a stooly
if you pounce hard enough you'll cough up a ruby
your blood will be rich and so will your doodie
fuck yourself with the latest fashion
with your spikes and your hair and those cute little buttons
and if you happen to have some leather and lace
fuck yourself 'til you're blue in the face
fuck yourself with your income tax
they're fucking you and that's a fact
before you know it your money's all spent
and you've just been fucked by the government
fuck yourself with your lawyer friend
you're the only one that's getting fucked in the end
i have been so fucked by legal bills
that my asshole is the size of beverly hills
fuck yourself with your full-length sweater
with your minks and your diamonds and your irish setter
with your cash and your trash and your sinks and your drinks
just fuck yourself 'til you can't even think
those of you who enjoy this song
thank you thank you, i love you
let's get it on
but for those of you who are totally outraged
fuck yourself with your face
fuck yourself with a rubber hose
stick it in your mouth and down your throat
up your nose and in your heinie hole
i don't care where it goes
and it don't matter if you're straight or gay
you should fuck yourself anyway
now, you don't have to listen to a word i say
but i know you, you'll be humpin' away
fuck yourself with your neighbor's nose
if you can't use that, use a 10-foot pole
stick it up your ass and go for a stroll
everyone will know you've been to this show
if you can't take, eat my stool
masturbate with some crazy glue
i don't care what you do
fock yourself with a garden tool
fuck yourself with politics
ahh they're full of fuckin' fuckin' shit
i mean you know we've been lied to ever since we were born
it's amazing that we've been getting fucked that long
fuck yourself with the world wide web
man you could ride that sucker right from your bed
you may even meet a tom, dick, jane or billy
then grab onto your modem and fuck yourself silly
fuck yourself with your heart and soul
give it everything you got, hey i'm talkin' to you
if you can't even fuck yourself,
how ya gonna fuck somebody else?
fuck yourself with my microphone
i'll give it to you later when we're all alone
we can turn it up loud
and see if you come, but
don't get your jizz on my microphone
fuck yourself with organized religion
now that is some seriously sinnin' business
if the lord sees their pathetic crimes
he'll be fuckin' them 'til the end of time
and can someone explain to me this racist crap
i know it isn't white, but it isn't black
and to all you people who only see things your way
well, you can suck my dick and take all day
fuck your nose with a pound of blow
watch your money get up and go
but when you burnt your brain and you say
i don't know!
i hate to tell you but i told you so
fuck yourself with this grunge rock noise
i mean, stuff those albums in your groin
they come down on me because i know how to play -
hey... fuck you!
fuck yourself with a copy of rolling stone
or are they too holy for your holiest of holes
now those people think they're holier than moses
but aren't they just a bunch of fuckin' posers
fuck yourself with your mother's jewelry
i won't tell, i ain't a stooly
if you pounce hard enough you'll cough up a ruby
your blood will be rich and so will your doodie
fuck yourself with the latest fashion
with your spikes and your hair and those cute little buttons
and if you happen to have some leather and lace
fuck yourself 'til you're blue in the face
fuck yourself with your income tax
they're fucking you and that's a fact
before you know it your money's all spent
and you've just been fucked by the government
fuck yourself with your lawyer friend
you're the only one that's getting fucked in the end
i have been so fucked by legal bills
that my asshole is the size of beverly hills
fuck yourself with your full-length sweater
with your minks and your diamonds and your irish setter
with your cash and your trash and your sinks and your drinks
just fuck yourself 'til you can't even think
those of you who enjoy this song
thank you thank you, i love you
let's get it on
but for those of you who are totally outraged
fuck yourself with your face
ing. kendini becer.
genelde başına go kullanılarak söylenir. (bkz: go fuck yourself)
filmin birinde allah belanı versin olarak çevirmişlerdi*
filmin birinde allah belanı versin olarak çevirmişlerdi*
türkçesi saat kaç tır.
inglizcedir. ayıp kelime grubudur. *
"sktirip gider misin acaba" tam tercümesidir.
(bkz: ybsg)
(bkz: ybsg)
the departed'ta sık sık tekrarlanan mastürbasyon çağrısıdır.
hayatımın şarkısıdır. steve vai g3 turnesinde söylerken deli gibi azıtmış kendinden geçmiştir.
genellikle altyazılı izliyorsanız filmi kahretsin kendinle uğraş tarzında çevirilen söz öbeği. adam besbelli küfrediyo lan.
(bkz: go fuck yourself)
arabası gayette güvenli olan yazardır.*
arabası olduğunu burnumuza sokan yazardır.
yakışıklı olmayan fakat sempatik olduğunu iddia eden yazar.
** bu önerme ile hayatının yenip bittiğini söyler.
** bu önerme ile hayatının yenip bittiğini söyler.
Kolay bozulan ve ayara gelen yazardır.
(bkz: iktidarsiz jigolo)'nun koruduğu yazar.
Kimsenin korumasına ihtiyacı olmadığı halde, iktidarsız tarafından korunan yazar.
arabasi olmasi kendisi için avantajdir. benim de var dostum. bendensin.
yakında tüm malvarlığını açıklayacak olan yazardır.
Mal varlığı olan yazardır.
bir çocukluk arkadaşını daha kaybetmiş biraz daha yalnız kalmış yazardır.
entryleri yanlış anlayan yazardır, niki kendisini baglar karışmam.
not: nikini bu şekilde seçerken, arkadas konusunda tercihini yapmıs olan yazardır.
ayrıca yanlışında ısrarcı bir yazar.
not: nikini bu şekilde seçerken, arkadas konusunda tercihini yapmıs olan yazardır.
ayrıca yanlışında ısrarcı bir yazar.
çok acil loto veya bilimum şans oyunlarından para tutturması ve annesini ve babasını yanına alarak kendine yeni bir hayat kurması gereken yazar.
(bkz: akraba mı akbaba mı ayır edememek)
(bkz: akraba mı akbaba mı ayır edememek)
(bkz: memo tembelçizer)
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