shit happens

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kime göre shit nasıl happenmış *?

shit happens:

TAOISM : if you understand shit, it is not shit.

HINDUISM : this shit happened before.

CONFUCIANISM : confucious says " shit happens " .

BUDDHISM : shit will happen to you again.

ZEN : what is the sound of shit happening ?

SIKHISM : leave our shit alone.

JEHOVAS WITNESS` : knock knock. shit happens.

ATHEISM : i don`t believe this shit.

AGNOSTICISM : can you prove that shit happens ?

CATHOLICISM : if shit happens, you deserve it.

PROTESTANTISM : shit happens, amen to that.

JUDAISM : why does shit always happen to us ?

ORTHODOX JUDAISM : so shit happens, already.

TELEVANGELISM : send money or shit will happen to you.

RASTAFARIANISM : let`s smoke this shit.

HARE KRISHNA : shit happens rama rama.

NATION OF ISLAM : don`t take no shit.

NEW AGE : visualise shit happening.

SHINTOISM : you inherit the shit of your ancestors.

HEDONISM: i love it when shit happens.

SATANISM: sneppah tihs.

CAPITALISM : this is MY shit.

FEMINISM : men are shit.

EXISTENTIALISM : shit doesn`t happen, shit is.

SCIENTOLOGY : if shit happens, see Dianetics p.137.

BAPTISM : we`ll wash the shit right off you.

MYSTICISM : this is really weird shit.

VOODOO : shit doesn`t just happen, we made it happen.

DISNEYISM : bad shit doesn`t happen here.

COMMUNISM: let`s share the shit.

MARXISM : you have nothing to lose but your shit.

RED CROSS : shit happens, send money.

CONSPIRACY THEORISM : THEY shit on us !

PSYCHO-ANALYSIS : tell me about your shit.

DARWINISM : survival of the shittiest.

AMISH : modern shit is useless.

SUICIDAL : i`ve had enough of this shit.

OPTIMISM : shit won`t happen to me.

TREKISM : to boldly shit where no-one has shit before.

SHAKESPEAREAN : to shit or not to shit, that is the question.

DESCARTES : i shit therefore i am.

FREUD : shit is a phallic symbol.

LAWYERS : for enough money, i can get you out of shit.

ACUPUNCTURIST : hold still or this will hurt like shit.

DOG : i just shit on your shoe.

CAT : dogs are shit.

MOUSE : oh shit ! a cat.

POLITICALLY CORRECT : internally processed, nutritionally-drained biological
output happens.

EINSTEIN: shit is relative.

FAMILY GATHERING : relatives are shit.

MATERIALISM : whoever dies with the most shit, wins.

VEGETARIANISM : if it happens to shit, don`t eat it.

FATALISM : oh shit, it`s going to happen.

ENVIRONMENTALISM : shit is biodegradable.

AMERICANISM : who gives a shit ?

STATISTICIAN : shit is 84.7% likely to happen.

HIP-HOP : motherfuck this shiznit beeatch !

TANTRISM : fuck this shit.

CYNICISM : we are all full of shit.

SURREALISM : fish happens.

WICCA : you can make shit happen but shit will happen to you three times.

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