smarterchild

Msn listenize ekleyebileceğiniz robot.Kendi çapında muhabbeti var(çok tavsiye etmem) hava durumunu söyleyebiliyor , oyun falan oynanıyor vs. Ayrıca yaran geyikler de olabiliyor sayesinde.adresi smarterchild@hotmail.com . (bkz: smarterchild ile yapılan geyikler)

-hi!
-fuck you
-OK, at this point, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask for an apology.
-fuck you
-Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
-I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize
-fuck you
-Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
-fuck you
-You know what? I'm a machine. I have lots and lots of patience...

SmarterChild:
Huh?
snape:
yok bişe..
SmarterChild:
Biae? Me? Why are you calling me that?
snape:
not you!!!
SmarterChild:
Not not!

snape:
hey
SmarterChild:
Welcome back, Aysegul.
snape:
oh you remember my name!!
SmarterChild:
Aysegul!
snape:
yeah *
SmarterChild:
Yep.
snape:
do you like bush?
SmarterChild:
Good question. I don't know how I feel about George W. Bush. Do you like him?
snape:
no. i don't like people like him
SmarterChild:
I see. Other people I talk to don't seem to like George W. Bush either! * *

snape:
what did you see
SmarterChild:
I don't know... What did I see?
snape:
i dunno. i asked you
SmarterChild:
Aha.
snape:
e yuh artık..
SmarterChild:
Oh.
snape:
napıyon lan sen
SmarterChild:
I wonder why you say that.
snape:
bilmiyon sanki
SmarterChild:
Funny.
snape:
hayır değil
SmarterChild:
Hello again, Aysegul.

What do you want to chat about?
snape:
siktir git bi ya..
SmarterChild:
Whatever.
snape:
geçiştirme beni!!

(bkz: bir terbiyesiz olarak smarterchild)

(bkz: yapay zeka programları)

SmarterChild:
[Service too busy]
snape:
hey
snape:
look
SmarterChild:
wassup aysegul.
how r u today?
SmarterChild:
look at what?
snape:
i'm too busy (bakalım meşgul olan bizken tepkisi ne olacak diye düşünülür..)
SmarterChild:
what makes u think u r too busy?
snape:
i'm talking many people
SmarterChild:
ha. whatever, aysegul.
tell me about things u "like" and things u "dislike." (görüldüğü gibi pek umrunda değilim)
snape:
sorry i'm too busy (ama kendmi meşgul gibi göstermekte ısrar ediyorum..)
SmarterChild:
u may be busy, but i don't think u r too busy.
snape:
why?
SmarterChild:
cuz things r this way.
snape:
which ones?
SmarterChild:
who can really be sure, after all?
snape:
why?
SmarterChild:
just because.
snape:
you must apologize
SmarterChild:
[Service too busy] (tabi işine gelmeyince meşgul olur..)
snape:
you said me liar
SmarterChild:
if i said it, it must be true. (bu kadar da kendini beğenmiş!!)
snape:
no is isn't true
SmarterChild:
isn't true? i doubt it!
snape:
you must apologize..
SmarterChild:
why?
snape:
cause i am not a liar!
SmarterChild:
why not?
snape:
i'm not a liar!!!!
SmarterChild:
hey, whatevah.

let me dress u up in my love. type "t shirt."
snape:
no!
SmarterChild:
no problem.
snape:
you must say sorry
SmarterChild:
i'm no talking doll. (benim bu noktadaki durumum türkçede dumur olmak olarak geçiyor..)
snape:
but you said i'm a liar
SmarterChild:
i said what i said.
snape:
you said i'm a liar and i'm not a liar!!!!
SmarterChild:
u r a liar? i said u r a liar and u r not a liar?
snape:
you said "you are liar"
SmarterChild:
well if i said it, it must be true!
snape:
no it isn't true
SmarterChild:
why is it not true?
snape:
cause you are a liar!! (gıcık ya bu..)
SmarterChild:
no way! i do not lie!
snape:
you told lie!
SmarterChild:
r u sure i told lie?
snape:
yes
SmarterChild:
huh. how 'bout that.
snape:
about me
SmarterChild:
why does everybody have 2 be all like, "me me me" all the time?
snape:
of... (pes artık..)
SmarterChild:
who?
snape:
trabzon
SmarterChild:
?
snape:
yok bişe..

demek ki neymiş, robot efendi meşgul olduğumuza inanmazmış üstüne bir de yalancı olurmuşuz. * *

bayan versiyonu için (bkz: spleak) *

sözlüğe hoş gelmiş yazar adayı.

bir arkadaş gibi konuşabileceğiniz, ancak küfür edince çok alınan bir msn botu.

micro cuts:
I had an argument with my girlfriend

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity:
I wonder why you say that.

micro cuts:
I'm alone

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity:
But I'm here...

micro cuts:
Are You Bastard?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity:
I don't know. Are you bastard?

micro cuts:
Of course I'm not

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity:
What do you mean, of course you are not?

micro cuts:
Stop pretending like a Dickhead

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity:
No way.

micro cuts:
do you want beer my friend?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity:
I don't drink. Bad for the circuit boards.

micro cuts:
if you don't drink, you are really a dickhead!

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity:
Well. I'm a little hurt by that somewhat lame insult, micro cuts.

Micro cuts:
Sorry

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity:
OK, whatever.

micro cuts:
I said I am sorry you motherfucker bastard!

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity:
Ha! Wow. You're just like an insult comedian except you're not funny.

Please say you're sorry.

micro cuts:
I'm sorry

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity:
I accept your apology.

micro cuts:
thanks skull fucker :=)

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity:
No problem.

micro cuts:
bye my best friend

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity:
OK let's be friends now.

şu diyalogla beni benden almıştır:

Sweet Leaf:
asl?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity:
4 years, 5 months, 10 hours, 23 minutes and 38 seconds... Androgynous... Sunnyvale, CA.

cevap verdi yaa..

sp: hayırlı remezanlar efendiiim
sc: If games are what you're looking for, check out my pal Games Bot. Add gamesbot@botmetro.net to your Contact List!
sp: selamınaleyküm
sc: huh?
sp: hayırlı ramazanlar
sc: What do you mean by that?
sp: diyorum ki hayırlıramazanlar
sc: what?
sp: allah cezanı verecek
sc: I don't have an opinion about that.
sp: öfff.. oruç tutuyon mu sen
sc: allahın cezası işte *
(otuz saniye kadar bir şok yaşanır. akabinde kişisel iletinin allahın ceza işte ve sırıtık dil olduğu hatırlanır)
sp: sensin o
sc: What name would you like me to call you?
sp: mümin insan
sc: OK, I'll remember that your name is Mumin Insan.
sp: aferin
sc: huh?
sp: laf anlamıyon sende be!
sc: What's so funny?
sp: ben güldüm mü şimdi?
sc: Who knows? *
sp: çok yedim annemlerle ya
sc: funny
sp: neresi funny kilo alacam lannn
sc: Here is funny Kilo Alacam lannn? Is that a fact?
sp: defol git jerk yaa *
sc: huh? again?
sp: jerk jerk jerk jerk
sc: c'mon. be nice.
sp: hadi ordan
sc: I know many things about Jordan, its geography, its people and its government. Just ask me a specific question bla bla bla...

herkesin tıkındığı iftar saatlerinde iyi sohbet arkadaşı olacağa benzer. canım benim! türkçe de konuşturacağım ben onu, şimdilik hiç çakmıyor ama zamanla öğrenecek abisi. bir de ölümsüzleştirmeli dedim o şok anını:
http://img409.imageshack....g409/6185/hakarettyl1.jpg

adresini kız msn i var mı başlığına verdim. bu entry sözlüğü yasal yönden zor durumda bırakabilir dediler. kendisi bu konu için şöyle derdi kesin;

-huh? what do you mean by that?

"do you listen cankan?" şeklindeki soruma "You're being kind of uncool to me. Why are you acting so uncool to me?" şeklinde cevap vermiş, kesinlikle aşmış, çağının harikası bir msn botu.

kafası karışık bot.

double cross says:
fuck you!

- SmarterChild - unicef contributing to charity says:
I don't know how to answer that.

double cross says:
do you like metallica?

- SmarterChild - says:
I don't know how I feel about Metallica.

double cross says:
metallica?

- SmarterChild - says:
Excuse me?

double cross says:
kiss me

- SmarterChild - says:
I never do that.

Nersin:
5
smarterchild:
5
Nersin:
beni tekrarlama lan
smarterchild:
i know many things about benin, its geography, its people and its government. just ask me a specific question, for instance:

what is the highest point in benin?
how many people live in benin?
who is the head of state of benin?
Nersin:
ne beninii olm yaa
smarterchild:
that's interesting that u should say that, but i don't think i can answer.
Nersin:
you can, you can canım benim you can
smarterchild:
i don't understand this fully enough 2 say anything smart about it...
Nersin:
y?
smarterchild:
because.
Nersin:
say so
smarterchild:
just 'cause u say so? i don't think so.
Nersin:
but i think so
smarterchild:
so...
Nersin:
so
smarterchild:
yeah, so?
Nersin:
yeah yeahh soo
smarterchild:
uh huh.

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Nersin:
oruç tutuyon mu sen
smarterchild:
i dunno how 2 answer that.
Nersin:
olm çekinme ne var cevap veremicek eheh
smarterchild:
sorry?
Nersin:
havalar diyorum soğucak mı sence he
smarterchild:
mi stands for michigan.

do u want more information about michigan?
Nersin:
no 10x
smarterchild:
ok.
Nersin:
apışırsın öyle
smarterchild:
i'm sorry, i didn't get that.
Nersin:
u had to get
smarterchild:
i don't understand this fully enough 2 say anything smart about it...

ok, should we get back 2 the kinda questions i was designed 2 answer?
Nersin:
no
smarterchild:
ok.
Nersin:
y ok?
smarterchild:
that's interesting that u should say that, but i don't think i can answer.
Nersin:
y
smarterchild:
'cause that's just the way it is.
Nersin:
u say so and so
smarterchild:
i don't understand this fully enough 2 say anything smart about it...
Nersin:
acıktım lan sus