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    eminem'in 5 dakika 2 saniye süren ve encore albümünde yer verdiği bir parçadır. sözleriyse şöyledir:

    So much for first single on this one

    Shady's the label
    Aftermath is the stable
    That the horses come out erra
    Of course we're about to stir up
    Some shit thick as Mrs Buttersworth's syrup
    It's the mr. picked on Christopher Reeves
    Just for no reason other than the just to tease him
    Cause he was was his biggest fan, he used to be Superman
    Now we're pourin liquor on the curb in his name for him
    Eminem you wait till' we meet up again
    Fucker I'm kickin your ass for everything you've ever said
    It's one for the money two for the fuckin show
    Ready get set, let's go
    Here comes the bucking bronco stompin and stampedin up the damn street
    Like them buffalo soldiers, I told ya I'm bout' to blow
    So look out below, geronimo, motherfuckers is dominos
    I'm on a roll, around and around I go
    When will I stop? I don't know
    Tryna pick up where the Eminem Show left off
    But I know anything's possible
    Though I'm not gonna top what I sold
    I'm at the top of my game
    That shit is not gonna change
    Long as I got Dr. Dre on my team
    I'll get away with murder
    I'm O.J. he's like my Cochran today
    We keep the mark from the tapes
    In a safe, locked them away
    Better watch what you say
    Just when you thought you were safe
    Them fuckers got you on tape
    You swear to god you was playin
    Whether or not you was little Joshua
    Gosh I wish I coulda told you to not do the same
    Cause one day it could cost you your name

    And this was supposed to be my first single
    But I just fucked that up so,
    Fuck it, let's all have fun let's mingle
    Slap a bitch and smack a ho
    This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle
    That you hear on your radio
    But shit's about to hit the shingle

    {Erra Erra} Eric swallowed some generic sleeping pills
    And woke up in bed next to his best friend Derick bare naked
    Janean just turned 16 and used a fake id
    To sneak in V.I.P. to see R. Kelly
    {Hehehehehe}, to be so young and naive
    Oh what I wouldn't give to live so Kim and care free
    Paris and Nikki's parents must be so tickled to cherish
    Every picture with their kids with hickeys all over their necks
    Hickory Dickory Dirk Diggler
    Look at me work wizardry with these words
    Am I a jerk or just jerk chicken
    Or {Chicka chicka chicka chicka jer jer} jerkin the chain
    22 jerks and a jerk circle
    Or is it a circle jerk or wait a minute
    What am I sayin, allow me to run it back and rewind it
    lemme ask you again
    Am I just jerkin the chain
    Am I bizerk or insane
    Or am I just one of them damn amateurs
    Workin the damn camera filmin one of them
    Paris Hilton home made pornos
    Who keeps tiltin the lens at an angle
    Just recently somebody just discovered
    Britney and Justin videotapes of them fuckin
    When they were just mouseketeers in the Mickey Mouse club
    And dusted them and went straight to The Source with them
    Cause they coulda sworn someone said Nuh-
    And then tried to erase and record over it
    But if you listen close enough to it you can hear the
    "Ga-Uh" and then the come to find out it was Justin
    Sayin "I'm gonna come!"
    And this was suppose to be


    Any opinions or somethin you just wanna get off your chest
    And address it about my lyrics I'd love to hear it
    All you gotta do is pick up the phone and just dial up this number
    It's 1-800-I'm a dick sucker I love to suck a dick
    And if someone picks up you can talk all the shit you want about me
    Just type in your number back and follow it by the pound key
    And I'll be sure to get back
    As soon as there comes a day that I fall out with Dre
    Wake up gay, make up with Ray (Hey!)
    So fuck a chicken, lick a chicken, suck a chicken,
    Beat a chicken, eat a chicken like it's a big cock
    Or suck a dick, and lick a dick and eat a dick
    And stick a dick in your mouth
    I'm done you can fuck off
    {fucka-fucka-fuck offf}

    ... stillborn