george costanza

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Frank: You're late again, Costanza, so listen up. Starting tonight, we're

having a little sales contest. The loser gets fired, the winner

gets a Waterpik.

Estelle: (From another room) You're not giving away our Waterpik!

Frank: Serenity now!

George: You know what? It doesn't matter, because I quit!

Frank: I guess your mother was right. You never could compete with Lloyd

Braun! (Lloyd rings his sale bell and smiles)

George: You wanna sell computers? I will show *you* how to sell

computers! Hello, Mr. Farneman. You wanna buy a computer? No? Why

not? All right, I see! Good answer! Thank you! (Lloyd rings his sale bell)

Serenity now!
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