(bkz: ilker yasin in pokemon maci anlatmasi)

esnaf:domates, biber, patlican!!!
zebani:lan sana kac kere dedim cehennem kapisi cevresinde dolanma diye.
esnaf:zabitamisin hemserim.
zebani:iceri bi bak istersen anlarsin kim oldugumu.
esnaf:abi coluk cocuk ac ekmek parasi.
zebani:al arabani git buradan.

hakan sukur bile atardi lan bunu!

-buzugune tipa tak.

farkinda olmadan yaptigim dangalaklik. (bkz: dave lombardonun ramazan davulu calmasi)* *

evlerimize kapilarimiza kadar gelmesi farz olan bi durum.sana paralar feda olsun davecigim lombardocugum.bi solonu duymadan birakmam valla.

pesin gelen edit: original degilmis lan bu varsayim.

genellikle bu cocuklardan kurtulmak icin evde yok numarasi cekilir.*

blade filminin diziye uyarlanmıs hali.basrolunu ise sticky fingaz ustlenmekte.*

bir arkadasiyla konusurken hafiften kulak misafiri oldugum ve aziz yildirimin seker hastasi oldugunu iddia etmis spor adami.

kopekleriyle gezmeyi cok seven bodrum asigi insan.

yaz aylarinda bodrum torba da sik sik gorulen utanmadan sikilmadan yillardır guneste yanmaktan bikmayan zencimsi ak sakalli ak sacli tabak kirma ustasi.

bir taraflari kalkmis olan tiplerdir.eger bu tipler kizsa kalkan yerlerine bakiliyodur cogunluka.*

50.yil tahran lisesinde de bir ornegi vardir ama gorseniz otobus soforu sanirsiniz.*

beyazit ozturk un bir aralar surekli yaptigi esprilerin bas kaynagi icimiz disimiz pipi olmustu ya. * *

gaza gelip sağlam bir headbang yaptiran, costuran, azittiran, kudurtan sarkilardir.ornek vermek gerekirse;

-rammstein; feuer frei, mann gegen mann, keine lust, te quiero puta, mein teil, die sonne, mein herz brennt, ich will, rein raus.

-slipknot; wait and bleed, sic, eyeless, my plague, duality, people equal shit, surfacing, heretic song, spit it out.

-mudvayne; not falling, dig, determined, forget to remember.

-in flames; episode 666, take this life, leeches, crawl through knives, pacing death's trail.

-papa roach; between angels and insects, not listening, last resort, she loves me not, scars, i devise my own demise, to be loved, crash.

-disturbed; down with the sickness, decadance, stupify,stricken,liberate.

-godsmack; i stand alone, speak, awake, faceless, vampires.

-fear factory; descent, replica, cars, edgecrusher.

-linkin park; don't stay, lying from you, one step closer, by myself, with you, a place for my head, faint.

-korn; freak on a leash, coming undone, good god, thoughtless, faget.

-drowning pool; tear away, think, bodies, killing me, step up, mute, follow.

-nightwish; nemo, over the hills and far away, i wish i had an angel, dark chest of wonders.

-lacuna coil; swamped, heavens a lie, our truth.

-mushroomhead; sun doesnt rise, crazy, never let it go.

-machine head; old, davidian, imperium, desire to fire, from this day, take my scars, wipe the tears.

-bullet for my valentine; just another star, no control, turn to despair, 4 words to choke upon, hand of blood.

-killswitch engage; when darkness falls, this fire burns, the end of heartache.

-pantera; becoming, walk, avoid the light.

-sepultura; roots bloody roots, refuse resist,territory.

-hatebreed; this is now, i will be heard, live for this.

kendini begenmis ukala bir kadin.medya mensuplarini genelde haksiz yere tersleyen sanatci seyimsi varlik.

(bkz: system of a down in turkiyede topraga verilmesi)

underworld evolution soundtrackinde bulunan mukemmel lacuna coil sarkisi.

amcaogluna ugrayip gidicem. (bkz: mustafa topaloglu)

the calling - wherever you will go