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Saturday Night Live' da Justin Timberlake ve Andy Samberg' in anneler gunu icin yaptiklari muhtesem video. sozler +18 kacsa da yine de guzel bir sarki olmus. sozler asagidaki gibi iken, video vermek istesem de youtube ve turevlerinden turkiye' den seyretmek na-mumkun oldugundan sadece sozleri ile yetinmek zorundayiz. ayrica klipte anneleri, Susan Sarandon ve Patricia Clarkson.
Andy Samberg: Oh dang..
Justin Timberlake:What is it dawg?
AS: I forgot it's Mother's Day.
JT:Didn't get a gift for her.
AS: Other plans got in the way.
She'll be so dissappointed.
JT: Damn I forgot it too.
AS: This could have been avoided.
Both: What the hell are we gonna do?
JT: My mom's been so forlorn
Ever since my daddy left.
AS: COLD
JT: No one to hold her tight
Life has put her to the test.
AS: I know just what you mean,
my mom's been so sad and gray
JT: Word
AS: My dad can't satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away.
Both: Hold up.
AS: You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
JT: I'm thinkin' I'm thinkin' too
Both: Slow up
AS: What time is it dawg?
JT: It's time for a switcharoo
Both: We both love our moms, women with grown women needs
I say we break'em off
Show 'em how much they really mean
'cause I'm a Mother Lover
you're a Mother Lover
We should fuck each other's mothers
JT:Fuck each other's moms
You've seen that place that you came out as a baby
ain't no doubt that shit is crazy
Fuck each others moms
Both:
'cause every Mother's Day needs a Mother's Night
If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right
I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself
to me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover
AS: I'm layin' in the cut waitin' for your mom
clutchin' on this lube and roses
JT: I got my digital camera, I'm gonna make your momma do a million poses
AS: They will be so surprised
JT: We are so cool and thoughtful
AS: Can't wait to pork your mom
JT: I'm gonna be the syrup, she can be my waffle
Both:Show'd up
JT: My mother loves bubble bath with chamomile
Both: Straight up
AS: Give it to my mom d- d- d- d- d- d- doggystyle
Both: This the perfect plan
For a perfect Mother's Day
They have to rename this one
All up under the covers day
'Cause I'm a Mother Lover
you're a Mother Lover
We should fuck each others mothers
JT:Fuck each others moms
I'll push in their place
where you came out as a baby
ain't no doubt that shit is crazy
Fuck each others moms
AS:Break it down
It would be my honor to be your new step-father
JT: It would be my honor to be your new step-father
AS:I'll let you do my mother
make me another brother
and I'm gonna do your mother
I'll never use a rubber
JT: OH
'cause every Mother's Day needs a Mother's Night
If doing it is wrong, I don&'t wanna be right
I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself
to me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover
They blessed us both with the gift of life
She brought you in this world so I'm a sex her right
This is the second best idea that we've ever had
The choice can be no other
Be my mother lover
Andy Samberg: Oh dang..
Justin Timberlake:What is it dawg?
AS: I forgot it's Mother's Day.
JT:Didn't get a gift for her.
AS: Other plans got in the way.
She'll be so dissappointed.
JT: Damn I forgot it too.
AS: This could have been avoided.
Both: What the hell are we gonna do?
JT: My mom's been so forlorn
Ever since my daddy left.
AS: COLD
JT: No one to hold her tight
Life has put her to the test.
AS: I know just what you mean,
my mom's been so sad and gray
JT: Word
AS: My dad can't satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away.
Both: Hold up.
AS: You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
JT: I'm thinkin' I'm thinkin' too
Both: Slow up
AS: What time is it dawg?
JT: It's time for a switcharoo
Both: We both love our moms, women with grown women needs
I say we break'em off
Show 'em how much they really mean
'cause I'm a Mother Lover
you're a Mother Lover
We should fuck each other's mothers
JT:Fuck each other's moms
You've seen that place that you came out as a baby
ain't no doubt that shit is crazy
Fuck each others moms
Both:
'cause every Mother's Day needs a Mother's Night
If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right
I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself
to me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover
AS: I'm layin' in the cut waitin' for your mom
clutchin' on this lube and roses
JT: I got my digital camera, I'm gonna make your momma do a million poses
AS: They will be so surprised
JT: We are so cool and thoughtful
AS: Can't wait to pork your mom
JT: I'm gonna be the syrup, she can be my waffle
Both:Show'd up
JT: My mother loves bubble bath with chamomile
Both: Straight up
AS: Give it to my mom d- d- d- d- d- d- doggystyle
Both: This the perfect plan
For a perfect Mother's Day
They have to rename this one
All up under the covers day
'Cause I'm a Mother Lover
you're a Mother Lover
We should fuck each others mothers
JT:Fuck each others moms
I'll push in their place
where you came out as a baby
ain't no doubt that shit is crazy
Fuck each others moms
AS:Break it down
It would be my honor to be your new step-father
JT: It would be my honor to be your new step-father
AS:I'll let you do my mother
make me another brother
and I'm gonna do your mother
I'll never use a rubber
JT: OH
'cause every Mother's Day needs a Mother's Night
If doing it is wrong, I don&'t wanna be right
I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself
to me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover
They blessed us both with the gift of life
She brought you in this world so I'm a sex her right
This is the second best idea that we've ever had
The choice can be no other
Be my mother lover
(bkz: motherfucker)
(bkz: mother love)*
andy samberg ile justin timberlake in anneli manneli yaptıkları geyik şarkı. şarkı ikisininde anneler gününde hediye almayı unutmasıyla başlarken, annelerinin ne kadar yalnız olduğuyla ilgili konuşmalarla devam eder, ardından da we should fuck each others mothers şeklinde devam ederek sağlam yarar geçirir. lakin kafa kafaya verip it would be my honour that be your new step father dedikleri an beni koparan andır efendim.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0DeIqJm4vM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0DeIqJm4vM
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