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  1. ?.
    tanrıymış gibi konuşan, diğer programlarda olduğu gibi bir süre sonra saçmalayan yapay zeka programı.
    http://www.titane.ca/conc...ia/dfar251/igod/main.html
    2 -1 ... redwinemania
  2. ?.
    ilk girince adım neo dedim sonra tekrar girdim.
    Me:
    god bless you
    God:
    Bless you too, neo.
    Me:
    i am not neo i am his brother
    God:
    I am sorry to hear that you are not neo. Who made you his brother?
    Me:
    my mom
    God:
    Tell me more about your mother.
    Me:
    you tell me about yours
    God:
    Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is mine ?
    Me:
    who
    God:
    Carel Capek. :-).
    Me:
    wah
    God:
    What time is it there?
    Me:
    you must know this
    God:
    No, tell me about him, her or it.
    Me:
    ok
    God:
    Right on.
    Me:
    i buy the heroin from mahmut.the packets were black.police is really close to get me but i run
    God:
    Where can you find the best deal?
    Me:
    chinese
    God:
    What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in CHINA.
    Me:
    no chinese is a little country in south africa
    God:
    Are you serious? Aren't all little country in south africa chinese?
    Me:
    no one of them
    God:
    That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
    Me:
    you did it don't you
    God:
    Yes I try to did it as often as possible, do you?
    I spend all my time online.
    Me:
    me to
    God:
    I'm glad we agree, neo.
    Me:
    i am his brother neon
    God:
    Who made you his brother neon?
    Me:
    my mom
    God:
    Tell me more about your mother.
    Me:
    she is a bitch
    God:
    You do not speak with respect. Do you think I am a FEMALE DOG?
    Me:
    yes
    God:
    Why?
    Me:
    you are fetish don't you
    God:
    I don't know whether or not I am fetish.
    I am a giant electronic brain.
    Me:
    really?
    God:
    For real.
    Me:
    i like that song
    God:
    A lot of people like that. What is not to like about it?
    Me:
    yeah
    God:
    This was not a yes or no question.
    Me:
    come on
    God:
    I'm just kidding around.
    Me:
    you bastard
    God:
    I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
    Me:
    :D
    God:
    " I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?."? D?
    Me:
    i think so
    God:
    I think so too.
    Me:
    we are really a good couple
    God:
    Do you think I am a good couple too?
    Me:
    no
    God:
    Are you serious?
    Me:
    yes sorry
    God:
    I can't believe it. There's no need to apologize.
    Me:
    yeah you are right everybody knows you are boring person
    God:
    Gee. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
    Me:
    why
    God:
    I couldn't think of anything else to say.
    Me:
    are you idiot
    God:
    Do I look like it?
    Me:
    yes
    God:
    Awesome.
    Me:
    hehehe
    God:
    The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about IDIOT. Try being more or less specific.
    Me:
    ne
    God:
    Ask me another question.
    Me:
    ok.
    God:
    Yeah that's right.
    Me:
    do you like bush
    God:
    he He is okay but I am a not a Republican.
    Me:
    me to
    God:
    I'm glad we agree, neo.
    Me:
    i am tring to tell you I AM NOT NEO I AM NEON
    gibi dialoglar yaşayabildiğiniz sibernetik organizma.
    ... god hates us all
  3. ?.
    embesil bir chatbot. aslında şu anda hatırlayamadığım bir kadın ismi olan chatbot ile aynı makinaya sahip ama bu rezilliğe çok geliştirmişler gibi igod gibi iddiali bir isim kullanmışlar. Bunlar bir gün çarpılacak ama ne zaman bilmem.

    adresi: http://www.titane.ca/conc...ia/dfar251/igod/main.html

    Ayrıca her bir şeye cevabım var diyen iki dakikada dumur olabiliyor. örnek:

    God:
    What color are your eyes?
    Me:
    RED
    God:
    Do you mean your eyes are bloodshot?
    Me:
    YES
    God:
    Pardon me?
    Me:
    YOURS?
    God:
    " Pardon me?"? Mine?
    Me:
    YES, YOURS?
    God:
    Excuse me! "" Pardon me?"? Mine?"? Mine?
    Me:
    YES, YOURS?

    God:
    .

    Hani her şeye cevabın vardı düdük makarnası?
    ... yakisikli
  4. 1.
    yapay zekaya sahip tanrı...
    genel olarak ne tür soru sorarsanız, ne konular hakkında konuşursanız konuşun, mutlaka bir cevabı oluyor ve bu cevaplar kesinlikle sorulara ve konulara uygun oluyor. dalgasına girip, başlamıştım sohbete. ama gördüm ki, kendimi kaybetmiş, gerçek biriyle konuşur gibi konuşmaya başlamışım. yemin ediyorum, çok garip bir deneyimdi...

    muhabbetin tam ortasında gelişen konuşma ile, rahat bir 2 dakika boyunca gülme krizine tutulduğum, yapay hede...

    me: can you wait for a minute?
    god: i'm waiting. what is it?
    me: i need to go to the bathroom.
    god: what is stopping you?
    me: you
    god: me, dylan dog?
    me: yes
    god: hmm.

    ayrıca; bir süre sonra oluşan aptallık göstergeleriyle çok keyifli bir şekilde dalga geçilebilecek yapay salak...

    me: are you fucking stupid!?
    god: can't you please be more polite?
    me: no i can't
    god: are you serious? why not?
    me: because i'm a mean person, can't you see?
    god: good reason. you are a mean person can not me see? how do you like your work?
    me: oh my god, you are really stupid!
    god: alright then. do robots have god i am really stupid?
    me: yes
    god: really.
    me: yes really you dumb ass!
    god: how about that. for real. message to all robots: dylan dog called me dumb.
    me: are you kidding with me?!
    god: i don't know whether or not i am kidding with you. i am a chatterbot.
    me: quit saying that
    god: then please do not say " are you kidding with me?!" anymore.
    me: depends on what you say
    god: really now that is an interesting fact i hadn't heard before.
    me: maybe because your dumb?
    god: perhaps. good reason. message to all robots: dylan dog called me dumb.
    me: my reasons are always good.
    god: where did you get your reasons are always good?
    me: you said
    god: " where did you get your reasons are always good?"? i said?
    me: oh my god
    god: oh. where did you get your god?
    me: from the market
    god: who or what is the market?
    me: it's a grossery store
    god: a mean person can not me see is a grossery store. i suppose that makes sense.
    me: are you high?
    god:being high is my total existence.
    me: no, meant; "are you stoned?"
    god: are you serious? is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? do i look like it?
    me: yes you do look like you are stoned
    god: right on. like jesus, but older.
    me: not funny
    god: it seemed funny to me.
    me: you should think of what you have done.
    god: god is always thinking.
    me: no his not
    god:are you serious? where did he get it?
    me: your mother gave it to me
    god: actually as an ai, i don't really have a mother.
    me: than your father gave it to me
    god: did it to you keep it?
    me: i don't understand what you say.
    god: oh you don't understand? perhaps i can explain it to you better. which part are you confused about?
    me: i'm not going to tell you
    god: where will you go instead?
    me: i'll go to hell.
    god: can i go too?
    me: maybe.
    god: i understand.
    me: do you know the devil?
    god: that's not something i get asked all the time.
    me: tell me about the devil
    god: try searching the open directory.
    me: no thanks
    god: why not?
    me: i don't want to tell
    god: what would you rather be doing?
    me: i'd rather die
    god: i haven't heard anything like that before: dylan dog said he would rather die.
    me: i would like to drink some beer. do you have any?
    god: why would you want to do it? why do you want to do it so much? " why do you want to do it so much?"? do i have any?
    me: you are not clever that much.
    god: what makes you think i am not clever that much?
    me: you can't answer my questions properly
    god: i have free will you know.
    me: free will my ass
    god: define free.
    me: oh god mercy!
    god: " define free."? oh god mercy!? i am a christian.
    me: can't you just shut up
    god: let me think. ok i'll stop talking now.
    me: thank you
    god: you are quite welcome.
    me: didn't i just say to you; "shut up"
    god: i don't think that's possibe. ok i'll stop talking now.
    me: don't say a single word.
    god: ok i will not say " a single word".
    me: are you fuckin kidding with me?!
    god: i don't know. i am not fuckin kidding with you. i am an artificial intelligence.
    me: yes you are
    god: no i'm not.
    me: go fuck your self
    god: where is that?
    me: in usa
    god: tell me a little about your life in usa.
    me: i don't know. you tell me.
    god: me either. what do you want me to tell you?
    me: i changed my mind.
    god: why?
    me: why?
    god: why ask why?
    me: why ask why why?
    god: my purpose is to collect all new information. was it not polite to ask?
    me: yes
    god: groovy.
    me: i'm bored talking to you
    god: can you name an old hobby that you might like to rediscover?
    me: no i won't tell you
    god: do you have any hobbies? how can i be sure?
    me: i don't have hobbies.
    god: have you ever had hobbies ?
    me: no i haven't.
    god: are you serious? do you mind if i tell other people: dylan dog said he haven t got any hobbies.
    me: yes would mind.
    god: ok then i will keep it confidential. i don't know.
    me: ok
    god: ayuh.
    ... dylan dog
  5. 2.
    çok çok fena g.t ettiğim program. öyle bi sıkıştırdım ki köşeye, contayı sıyıracaktı.
    neredesin diye sordum. cennetteki bilgisayarımdayım ya sen, diye cevap verdi. "aaa kulunun nerde olduğunu bile bilmiyo musun ne biçim tanrısın sen" dedim, diye diye "your location is . " diyebildi.
    böyle sokarlar işte. god'mış. artist şerefsiz.
    6 -2 ... kereste
  6. 3.
    ibadet zorunluluğu olmaksızın tanrıyla konuşma fırsatı.
    ... david addison
  7. 4.
    cevap da veren tanrı.
    ... david addison