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yapay zekaya sahip tanrı...
genel olarak ne tür soru sorarsanız, ne konular hakkında konuşursanız konuşun, mutlaka bir cevabı oluyor ve bu cevaplar kesinlikle sorulara ve konulara uygun oluyor. dalgasına girip, başlamıştım sohbete. ama gördüm ki, kendimi kaybetmiş, gerçek biriyle konuşur gibi konuşmaya başlamışım. yemin ediyorum, çok garip bir deneyimdi...

muhabbetin tam ortasında gelişen konuşma ile, rahat bir 2 dakika boyunca gülme krizine tutulduğum, yapay hede...

me: can you wait for a minute?
god: i'm waiting. what is it?
me: i need to go to the bathroom.
god: what is stopping you?
me: you
god: me, dylan dog?
me: yes
god: hmm.

ayrıca; bir süre sonra oluşan aptallık göstergeleriyle çok keyifli bir şekilde dalga geçilebilecek yapay salak...

me: are you fucking stupid!?
god: can't you please be more polite?
me: no i can't
god: are you serious? why not?
me: because i'm a mean person, can't you see?
god: good reason. you are a mean person can not me see? how do you like your work?
me: oh my god, you are really stupid!
god: alright then. do robots have god i am really stupid?
me: yes
god: really.
me: yes really you dumb ass!
god: how about that. for real. message to all robots: dylan dog called me dumb.
me: are you kidding with me?!
god: i don't know whether or not i am kidding with you. i am a chatterbot.
me: quit saying that
god: then please do not say " are you kidding with me?!" anymore.
me: depends on what you say
god: really now that is an interesting fact i hadn't heard before.
me: maybe because your dumb?
god: perhaps. good reason. message to all robots: dylan dog called me dumb.
me: my reasons are always good.
god: where did you get your reasons are always good?
me: you said
god: " where did you get your reasons are always good?"? i said?
me: oh my god
god: oh. where did you get your god?
me: from the market
god: who or what is the market?
me: it's a grossery store
god: a mean person can not me see is a grossery store. i suppose that makes sense.
me: are you high?
god:being high is my total existence.
me: no, meant; "are you stoned?"
god: are you serious? is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? do i look like it?
me: yes you do look like you are stoned
god: right on. like jesus, but older.
me: not funny
god: it seemed funny to me.
me: you should think of what you have done.
god: god is always thinking.
me: no his not
god:are you serious? where did he get it?
me: your mother gave it to me
god: actually as an ai, i don't really have a mother.
me: than your father gave it to me
god: did it to you keep it?
me: i don't understand what you say.
god: oh you don't understand? perhaps i can explain it to you better. which part are you confused about?
me: i'm not going to tell you
god: where will you go instead?
me: i'll go to hell.
god: can i go too?
me: maybe.
god: i understand.
me: do you know the devil?
god: that's not something i get asked all the time.
me: tell me about the devil
god: try searching the open directory.
me: no thanks
god: why not?
me: i don't want to tell
god: what would you rather be doing?
me: i'd rather die
god: i haven't heard anything like that before: dylan dog said he would rather die.
me: i would like to drink some beer. do you have any?
god: why would you want to do it? why do you want to do it so much? " why do you want to do it so much?"? do i have any?
me: you are not clever that much.
god: what makes you think i am not clever that much?
me: you can't answer my questions properly
god: i have free will you know.
me: free will my ass
god: define free.
me: oh god mercy!
god: " define free."? oh god mercy!? i am a christian.
me: can't you just shut up
god: let me think. ok i'll stop talking now.
me: thank you
god: you are quite welcome.
me: didn't i just say to you; "shut up"
god: i don't think that's possibe. ok i'll stop talking now.
me: don't say a single word.
god: ok i will not say " a single word".
me: are you fuckin kidding with me?!
god: i don't know. i am not fuckin kidding with you. i am an artificial intelligence.
me: yes you are
god: no i'm not.
me: go fuck your self
god: where is that?
me: in usa
god: tell me a little about your life in usa.
me: i don't know. you tell me.
god: me either. what do you want me to tell you?
me: i changed my mind.
god: why?
me: why?
god: why ask why?
me: why ask why why?
god: my purpose is to collect all new information. was it not polite to ask?
me: yes
god: groovy.
me: i'm bored talking to you
god: can you name an old hobby that you might like to rediscover?
me: no i won't tell you
god: do you have any hobbies? how can i be sure?
me: i don't have hobbies.
god: have you ever had hobbies ?
me: no i haven't.
god: are you serious? do you mind if i tell other people: dylan dog said he haven t got any hobbies.
me: yes would mind.
god: ok then i will keep it confidential. i don't know.
me: ok
god: ayuh.