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tenacious d'nin enfes parçasıdır.
ahanda sözleri:
[spoken]
Damn, a hard days rockin. Better slip off ma shoes.
Maybe give a little stretch, and a bend.
Dip m`toe to jacuzzi, baby. Slip out this book:
The Buttress of Windsor. Ho ho ho, whos this? Hows it goin`?
[sung]
Thats the first thin I say to you.
Hows it goin? Are you flowin`?
Listen honey,
Thinkinbout a couple things to say to you,
Showin, growin,
Man I`d like to place my hand
upon your fuckin` sexy ass and squeeze.
And squeeze!
Take off your blouse,
And your underpants,
Then take a look,
`Cause here me and KG come naked,
Out of the side-hatch,
With the oils and perfume and incense.
Now youre groovin,
Put on a cool `70s groove.
A funky groove to fuck to.
A funky groove to fuck to.
Me, me and KG,
It`s all about sex supreme,
We likes to cream jeans. (sex)
Have you ever been worked on
By two guys who are hot for your snatch? (sex)
Thats what Im offerin` you.
You step into our room,
And then you smell the perfume,
You lay upon our roundish bed,
And then you feel a tickling on your head.
It`s KG with the feather and the French tickler,
Look out baby he got the tools.
And then you feel sumpin` down by your feet.
Its me, its JB, Im suckin upon your toes.
We don`t mind sucking on toes!
Good luck finding a boyfriend who sucks toe, ow!
Havin` sex with me and KG,
Now youre talkin double team supreme.
Let`s roll!
Oh!
[2-part:] Ahh, oh!
What! Yeah! Huh! Nah! Oh!
Ah, thats it, thats right, ohmygah, oh-I-think-I`m-gonna, Ohh!
Deht! Deht! Eeee!
Splooge!
[spoken]
That was the one.
[KG:] Hail Satan!
[JB:] Hail Satan!
[KG:] Hail Satan!
[JB:] Hail Satan!
ahanda sözleri:
[spoken]
Damn, a hard days rockin. Better slip off ma shoes.
Maybe give a little stretch, and a bend.
Dip m`toe to jacuzzi, baby. Slip out this book:
The Buttress of Windsor. Ho ho ho, whos this? Hows it goin`?
[sung]
Thats the first thin I say to you.
Hows it goin? Are you flowin`?
Listen honey,
Thinkinbout a couple things to say to you,
Showin, growin,
Man I`d like to place my hand
upon your fuckin` sexy ass and squeeze.
And squeeze!
Take off your blouse,
And your underpants,
Then take a look,
`Cause here me and KG come naked,
Out of the side-hatch,
With the oils and perfume and incense.
Now youre groovin,
Put on a cool `70s groove.
A funky groove to fuck to.
A funky groove to fuck to.
Me, me and KG,
It`s all about sex supreme,
We likes to cream jeans. (sex)
Have you ever been worked on
By two guys who are hot for your snatch? (sex)
Thats what Im offerin` you.
You step into our room,
And then you smell the perfume,
You lay upon our roundish bed,
And then you feel a tickling on your head.
It`s KG with the feather and the French tickler,
Look out baby he got the tools.
And then you feel sumpin` down by your feet.
Its me, its JB, Im suckin upon your toes.
We don`t mind sucking on toes!
Good luck finding a boyfriend who sucks toe, ow!
Havin` sex with me and KG,
Now youre talkin double team supreme.
Let`s roll!
Oh!
[2-part:] Ahh, oh!
What! Yeah! Huh! Nah! Oh!
Ah, thats it, thats right, ohmygah, oh-I-think-I`m-gonna, Ohh!
Deht! Deht! Eeee!
Splooge!
[spoken]
That was the one.
[KG:] Hail Satan!
[JB:] Hail Satan!
[KG:] Hail Satan!
[JB:] Hail Satan!
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