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afroman şarkısı..
i was gonna clean my room until i got high
i gonna get up and find the broom but then i got high
my room is still messed up and i know why
- cause i got high
i was gonna go to class before i got high
i coulda cheated and i coulda passed but i got high
i am taking it next semester and i know why
- cause i got high
i was gonna go to work but then i got high
i just got a new promotion but i got high
now i'm selling dope and i know why
- cause i got high
i was gonna go to court before i got high
i was gonna pay my child support but then i got high
they took my whole paycheck and i know why
- cause i got high
i wasnt gonna run from the cops but i was high
i was gonna pull right over and stop but i was high
now i am a paraplegic - because i got high
i was gonna pay my car note until i got high
i was gonna gamble on the boat but then i got high
now the tow truck is pulling away and i know why
- because i got high
i was gonna make love to you but then i got high
i was gonna eat yo pussy too but then i got high
now i'm jacking off and i know why
- cause i got high
i messed up my entire life because i got high
i lost my kids and wife because i got high
now i'm sleeping on the sidewalk and i know why
- cause i got high
i'm gonna stop singing this song because i'm high
i'm singing this whole thing wrong because i'm high
and if i dont sell one copy i know why
- cause i'm high
i was gonna clean my room until i got high
i gonna get up and find the broom but then i got high
my room is still messed up and i know why
- cause i got high
i was gonna go to class before i got high
i coulda cheated and i coulda passed but i got high
i am taking it next semester and i know why
- cause i got high
i was gonna go to work but then i got high
i just got a new promotion but i got high
now i'm selling dope and i know why
- cause i got high
i was gonna go to court before i got high
i was gonna pay my child support but then i got high
they took my whole paycheck and i know why
- cause i got high
i wasnt gonna run from the cops but i was high
i was gonna pull right over and stop but i was high
now i am a paraplegic - because i got high
i was gonna pay my car note until i got high
i was gonna gamble on the boat but then i got high
now the tow truck is pulling away and i know why
- because i got high
i was gonna make love to you but then i got high
i was gonna eat yo pussy too but then i got high
now i'm jacking off and i know why
- cause i got high
i messed up my entire life because i got high
i lost my kids and wife because i got high
now i'm sleeping on the sidewalk and i know why
- cause i got high
i'm gonna stop singing this song because i'm high
i'm singing this whole thing wrong because i'm high
and if i dont sell one copy i know why
- cause i'm high
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