cucumber and a man

bir hıyarın erkekten daha iyi olduğunu savunan ve sebepleri sıralayan geyik muhabbeti.

A cucumber won't tell you that size doesn't matter
A cucumber won't need to be sucked off
A cucumber won't care what time of the month it is
A cucumber won't lie to you about having a vasectomy
A cucumber won't want to come on your face
A cucumber won't fall asleep too soon
A cucumber won't fall asleep on your chest or drool on the pillow
A cucumber won't make you sleep on the wet spot
A cucumber won't grab cash from your purse while you're asleep
A cucumber won't come home late, stinking of beer
A cucumber won't run off with a cheerleader or an ex-nun
A cucumber won't tell you size doesn't count
A cucumber never suffers from performance anxiety
A cucumber will always respect you in the morning
A cucumber can alwsays wait until you get home
A cucumber won't eat all the popcorn or send you out to get Milk Duds
A cucumber won't drag you to a John Wayne Film Festival
A cucumber won't ask "Am I the first?"
A cucumber won't want to join your support group

devamı için;

http://www.shabbir.com/jokes/misc/cucumber.html

edit: ingilizce bilmeyenler için türkçe' sini de yazarım bi ara.