bugün
- kanadalı ünlüler9
- sabahları sevilen şeyler8
- pipinin ortasında kıllar çıkması3
- iç sıkıntısı7
- sözlük yazarlarının gerçek adları41
- trabzonspor'un thomas reis ile anlaşması2
- 17 eylül 2026 beşiktaş marsilya maçı14
- tecrübe edilen en korkunç şey7
- eski sevgilinin aylar sonra yazması17
- beni kaybettin diyen erkek14
- herkese garip size normal gelen şeyler2
- ana haber bülteni2
- sabahları nefret edilen şeyler17
- arkadaşlar yeni işe başladım16
- cb külliyesinde türk bayrağı olmaması5
- felsefe mezunu öğretmen olmak4
- yazarların yapmayı düşündükleri çocuk sayısı15
- mazotun litresi 101 lira35
- bir sevgiliden beklenen şeyler11
- ekonomi iyiken de akpye oy vermeyenler26
- ekşiye gidiyorum ben10
- arkadaşlar bir şey danışacağım10
- sadece filistin'i önemsemek15
- kahvaltıda kaç zeytin yersiniz16
- sözlükteki kaliteli yazarlar41
- kıbrıs barış harekatını ecevit'e mal etmek21
- gocu38
- uykusuz kedi ile soba çayı içip dedikodu yapmak3
- yazarların kulaklığında şu an çalan şarkı15
- avrupa'nın en ucuz akaryakıt fiyatları34
- kahve falı bakabilen muhteşem fevkalade yazarlar8
- sözlükte her gün bir yazarı şımartıyoruz45
- sevgiliyi kediye onaylatmak7
- iblis'in sesini duymak11
- g i l d e d l i l y27
- arkadaşlar bir şey soracağım13
- çanakkale kumandanı mustafa kemal paşa7
- bir erkeğin wp aile grubuna alınma kriterleri6
- öcalan'ın kira vermeden villada oturması12
- israil11
- anın görüntüsü24
- kürdü sevin10
- çok açık giyinen kadınların evlilik hayali kurması30
- yazarların fobileri20
- arkadaşlar bakar mısınız16
- yaşlılığı kabullenemeyen insan10
- sevilen hitap şekilleri3
- bik bik'in mutfağına konuk olmak30
- tavuk kanadı ne işe yarıyor sorunsalı7
- doktor kadın çöpçü erkek evliliği11
gıcık ve sinir bozucu kişilere söylenmesi gereken ve söylenendir.
türkçesi ; kendini öldür.
türkçesi ; kendini öldür.
pink guy'dan bir parça. itinayla sinir olduğum ibnelere hediye ediyorum bunu ;
--spoiler--
[ıntro]
shut (god damn)
the. fuck. up
shut (yeh, yeah)
the. fuck. up
[hook]
kill yourself
please, please kill yourself
you should really kill yourselves
please, please kill yourself
you should really-
[verse]
poo poo, pee pee, penis and vagina
women with dicks and weak men with vaginas
so fucking delicate like mommy’s fine china
ıf you have complaints, please, wait your turn and line up
ı got a message for these little fags trynna
be a momma's boy and a teacher's pet, pimple face, asswipe
looking like they just had a gyne-cologist
stick five fingers in your ass, no lube
so whatcha gonna do?
ıf you’re number one, shove it up your ass and make it number two (ooh)
ladies getting mad in the comments, and ı'm hearing it
you think it was a typo with these red lines and periods
(oooh)
ha-ha, no comma
bitches with their self esteem get out of the sauna
my shit lies in the sewers, closing the hatch
ı only joke about diseases and reference that only you can catch
(''ew, oh my god'')
and if you think you're fucking grown up
keep breathing heavy with your keyboard and fedora
hands around your dick with the kung-fu grip
stroking back and forth to my little pony clips, bitch
go outside and ride a bike or something
and get laughed at by kids to remind you that you are nothing
and then, get hit by every car or truck that ever passes
your life flashes before your eyes!
oh wait, it's your google glasses
nevermind, faggot
just pick your ass up and take you to the closest sign, faggot
ı'm not done yet, you get up and you go home
sit at your computer and open up google chrome
and then look at tutorials on how to hang yourself at home
and then you can hang yourself
(''ıs that the end of the story?'')
ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, no son
[hook]
kill yourself
please, please kill yourself
you should really kill yourselves
please, please kill yourself
you should really kill yourselves
[outro]
(ı got a little bit of that anal cream for your asshole)
--spoiler--
edit; (bkz: george miller).
--spoiler--
[ıntro]
shut (god damn)
the. fuck. up
shut (yeh, yeah)
the. fuck. up
[hook]
kill yourself
please, please kill yourself
you should really kill yourselves
please, please kill yourself
you should really-
[verse]
poo poo, pee pee, penis and vagina
women with dicks and weak men with vaginas
so fucking delicate like mommy’s fine china
ıf you have complaints, please, wait your turn and line up
ı got a message for these little fags trynna
be a momma's boy and a teacher's pet, pimple face, asswipe
looking like they just had a gyne-cologist
stick five fingers in your ass, no lube
so whatcha gonna do?
ıf you’re number one, shove it up your ass and make it number two (ooh)
ladies getting mad in the comments, and ı'm hearing it
you think it was a typo with these red lines and periods
(oooh)
ha-ha, no comma
bitches with their self esteem get out of the sauna
my shit lies in the sewers, closing the hatch
ı only joke about diseases and reference that only you can catch
(''ew, oh my god'')
and if you think you're fucking grown up
keep breathing heavy with your keyboard and fedora
hands around your dick with the kung-fu grip
stroking back and forth to my little pony clips, bitch
go outside and ride a bike or something
and get laughed at by kids to remind you that you are nothing
and then, get hit by every car or truck that ever passes
your life flashes before your eyes!
oh wait, it's your google glasses
nevermind, faggot
just pick your ass up and take you to the closest sign, faggot
ı'm not done yet, you get up and you go home
sit at your computer and open up google chrome
and then look at tutorials on how to hang yourself at home
and then you can hang yourself
(''ıs that the end of the story?'')
ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, no son
[hook]
kill yourself
please, please kill yourself
you should really kill yourselves
please, please kill yourself
you should really kill yourselves
[outro]
(ı got a little bit of that anal cream for your asshole)
--spoiler--
edit; (bkz: george miller).
Gene Papua yeni ginece kaldım ya sözlere. Hee ben zaten Rusça öğrencem taam mı...
tüm orospu çocuklarına bir mesaj.
iyi bir öneri. Faydalı bir tavsiye.
git kendini becer gibi
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