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her sahnesinde, her detayında sizi güldürecek bir şeyler barındıran filmdir. dünyada iki tip insan vardır. monty python and the holy grail' ı izlememiş olanlar ve monty python and the holy grail' i izlememiş olanları bulup, onlara bunu izlettirenler.
mükemmel diyaloglara sahiptir. bard ile sir robin;
--spoiler--
bard: brave sir robin ran away...
sir robin: no!
bard: bravely ran away away...
sir robin: i didn't!
bard: when danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
sir robin: i never did!
bard: yes, brave sir robin turned about, and valiantly, he chickened out.
sir robin: oh, you liars!
bard: bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat. a brave retreat by brave sir robin.
--spoiler--
king arthur ile black knight arasında geçen diyalog;
--spoiler--
king arthur: you fight with the strength of many men, sir knight.
[the black knight doesn't respond]
king arthur: i am arthur, king of the britons.
[no response]
king arthur: i seek the bravest and the finest knights in the land who will join me in my court at camelot.
[no response]
king arthur: you have proved yourself worthy. will you join me?
[no response]
king arthur: you make me sad. so be it. come, patsy!
[attempts to get around the black knight]
black knight: none shall pass.
king arthur: what?
black knight: none shall pass!
king arthur: i have no quarrel with you, good sir knight. but i must cross this bridge.
black knight: then you shall die.
king arthur: i command you, as king of the britons, to stand aside!
black knight: i move for no man.
king arthur: so be it!
[they fight until arthur cuts off black knight's left arm]
king arthur: now, stand aside, worthy adversary!
black knight: 'tis but a scratch!
king arthur: a scratch? your arm's off!
black knight: no, it isn't!
king arthur: well, what's that then?
king arthur: i've had worse.
king arthur: you liar!
black knight: come on, you pansy!
[they fight again. arthur cuts off the knight's right arm]
king arthur: victory is mine!
[kneels to pray]
king arthur: we thank thee, lord, that in thy mercy -
[cut off by the knight kicking him]
black knight: come on, then.
king arthur: what?
black knight: have at you!
king arthur: you are indeed brave, sir knight, but the fight is mine!
black knight: oh, had enough, eh?
king arthur: look, you stupid bastard. you've got no arms left!
--spoiler--
mükemmel diyaloglara sahiptir. bard ile sir robin;
--spoiler--
bard: brave sir robin ran away...
sir robin: no!
bard: bravely ran away away...
sir robin: i didn't!
bard: when danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
sir robin: i never did!
bard: yes, brave sir robin turned about, and valiantly, he chickened out.
sir robin: oh, you liars!
bard: bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat. a brave retreat by brave sir robin.
--spoiler--
king arthur ile black knight arasında geçen diyalog;
--spoiler--
king arthur: you fight with the strength of many men, sir knight.
[the black knight doesn't respond]
king arthur: i am arthur, king of the britons.
[no response]
king arthur: i seek the bravest and the finest knights in the land who will join me in my court at camelot.
[no response]
king arthur: you have proved yourself worthy. will you join me?
[no response]
king arthur: you make me sad. so be it. come, patsy!
[attempts to get around the black knight]
black knight: none shall pass.
king arthur: what?
black knight: none shall pass!
king arthur: i have no quarrel with you, good sir knight. but i must cross this bridge.
black knight: then you shall die.
king arthur: i command you, as king of the britons, to stand aside!
black knight: i move for no man.
king arthur: so be it!
[they fight until arthur cuts off black knight's left arm]
king arthur: now, stand aside, worthy adversary!
black knight: 'tis but a scratch!
king arthur: a scratch? your arm's off!
black knight: no, it isn't!
king arthur: well, what's that then?
king arthur: i've had worse.
king arthur: you liar!
black knight: come on, you pansy!
[they fight again. arthur cuts off the knight's right arm]
king arthur: victory is mine!
[kneels to pray]
king arthur: we thank thee, lord, that in thy mercy -
[cut off by the knight kicking him]
black knight: come on, then.
king arthur: what?
black knight: have at you!
king arthur: you are indeed brave, sir knight, but the fight is mine!
black knight: oh, had enough, eh?
king arthur: look, you stupid bastard. you've got no arms left!
--spoiler--
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