everyday normal guy

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i am just a regular everyday normal guy...
nothing special about me mother fucka
i am just a regular everyday normal guy...
when i go to the clubs i wait in line mother fucka
i am just a regular everyday normal guy...
i got 600 dollars in the bank mother fucka
i am just a regular everyday normal guy...
and my sexual performances are average

i work at customer service for a phone company
i make 12 bucks an hour but that's all i need
i live in a small apartment on a quiet street
i don't go out too much i like to watch tv
i can't afford a car i use public transportation
i don't mind i read 'til i reach my destination
sometimes a newspaper, sometimes a book
the amount of money i save this shit is off the hook

and i am not very good with the women
i'm a pretty shy person and i'm average looking
last time i had sex was in 2003
and i am ashamed to admit but it wasn't free

i am just a regular everyday normal guy...
i get nervous in social situations mother fucka
i am just a regular everyday normal guy...
i get constipated once a month mother fucka
i am just a regular everyday normal guy...
and i make pretty good spaghetti sauce mother fucka
i am just a regular everyday normal guy...
and i get scared when i go see the dentist

i'm the "pauly shore" of everyday life
easily forgettable and i am not very liked
i have an "according to jim" personality
i'm as entertaining as a fucking std

if you wanna mess with me i think you probably can
because i am not confident and i am weak for a man
i'll just roll up in a ball while you kick me in the back, yeah
honestly i probably wont fight back
and i don't have many friends that would back me up
my friend steve would but he doesn't look very tough

steve: "you want some of this bitch?"

if you rarely get laid put your hands up
if you're not well paid put your hands up
if you got a pet cat put your hands up
and if you got a bad back put your hands up

jon: "i hurt my back two summers ago moving a fridge and ever since then it's just not the same... you know it... it gets... it gets pretty sore"

i am just a regular everyday normal guy...
my parents are really nice people mother fucka
i am just a regular everyday normal guy...
i am somewhat afraid of heights mother fucka
i am just a regular everyday normal guy...
i like the show "grey's anatomy" mother fucka
i am just a regular everyday normal guy...
and i am pretty good at making paper planes

steve: "i could do this all day... i could do this all day... i could do this all day..."