randy marsh

stan: Dad, I did all my chores. Why can't I play with my friends?

RANDY: Stanley, it's just that there's better things you could be doing on a Saturday than singing and dancing. You could be warching TV or, laying in bed.

STAN: Dad, I like being in a boy band. I think it's interesting.

RANDY: Well, there's plenty of other interesting you can do.. Have you ever tried marijuana?

STAN: No.

RANDY: Well, maybe it's time.

STAN: Dad!