bugün
- rujlu erkekle öpüşmek13
- günün recep tayyip erdoğan repliği6
- dinci ahlaksızlığı5
- zengin koca bulup evinin hanımı olmak5
- yunan adalarına gitmek3
- nervio isimli yazarin tam olarak neye yaramasi23
- para için karısını tiktok ta oynatan erkek3
- evlenilecek erkek bulmanın gittikçe zorlaşması16
- bir sözlük kızını sözlükten çekip çıkartmak6
- 3 ayda bir duş almak3
- 1 ekim 2026 benzin zammı7
- sarışın kadın vs esmer kadın2
- ölüyorum lan ölüyorum6
- dolar 50 tl de olsa oyum ak parti ye44
- yazarların sabah kahvaltısı6
- kaliteli entryler girip eksi oy almak2
- tulumba tatlısı5
- kışın duş alırken üşümemek için öneriler9
- samara morgan önünüze çıksa yapacaklarınız5
- ferhat gündoğdu'nun gözaltına alınması42
- fiziği güzel sözlük kızları47
- hoşlanılan kızın dörtte üçünün su olması3
- ekim2
- from gold from dust13
- sözlük kızı için kavga eden 2 kaslı sözlük erkeği13
- recep tayyip erdoğan27
- vişneçürüğü tanga giyen sözlük erkeği13
- 2 ekim 2026 belçika türkiye maçı3
- yazılımcı flörtü2
- nervio23
- araba kullanırken uyumak4
- sözlüğün götü en güzel yazarı12
- çin'e demokrasi gelsin10
- silikon meme gerçeğinin yerini tutar mı sorunsalı14
- vajinanın iç sıcaklığı10
- truesuz sözlük8
- hastalık havası8
- silikon memenin patlaması10
- halka filmini izlerken telefonun çalması4
- fatma betül sayan kaya59
- çok makyaj yapan kız vs doğal kız10
- uzun süre ayakkabı içinde kalmış ayak6
- rujlu kadınla öpüşmek6
- anında dolan göz neyin belirtisidir6
- gocu19
- burna tuzlu su çekmek6
- judas'ı dayak yerken görseniz ne yaparsınız10
- sözlük erkeklerinin kaşar olduğu gerçeği9
- yazarların kulaklığında şu an çalan şarkı14
- ak parti kaybedince ak troller ne yapacak12
juno soundtrackte kimya dawsonun söylediği eğlenceli şarkı.
the flower said, "i wish i was a tree,"
the tree said, "i wish i could be
a different kind of tree,"
the cat wished that it was a bee,
the turtle wished that it could fly
really high into the sky,
over rooftops and then dive
deep into the sea.
and in the sea there is a fish,
a fish that has a secret wish,
a wish to be a big cactus
with a pink flower on it.
and in the sea there is a fish,
a fish that has a secret wish,
a wish to be a big cactus
with a pink flower on it.
and the flower
would be its offering
of love to the desert.
and the desert,
so dry and lonely,
that the creatures all
appreciate the effort.
et le jackalope a dit
je voudrais être un yéti
pour voler dans la nuit
et m'en aller loin d'ici
mais le yéti a dit
je voudrais être un monstre marin
pour pouvoir rentrer dans la mer
de tous les requins.
[translation:
and the jackalope said
"i want to be a yeti
to steal into the night
and go far away from here"
but the yeti said
"i want to be a sea monster
and dive into the sea
of all the sharks."]
and the rattlesnake said,
"i wish i had hands so
i could hug you like a man."
and then the cactus said,
"don't you understand,
my skin is covered with sharp spikes
that'll stab you like a thousand knives.
a hug would be nice,
but hug my flower with your eyes."
the flower said, "i wish i was a tree,"
the tree said, "i wish i could be
a different kind of tree,
the cat wished that it was a bee,
the turtle wished that it could fly
really high into the sky,
over rooftops and then dive
deep into the sea.
and in the sea there is a fish,
a fish that has a secret wish,
a wish to be a big cactus
with a pink flower on it.
and in the sea there is a fish,
a fish that has a secret wish,
a wish to be a big cactus
with a pink flower on it.
and the flower
would be its offering
of love to the desert.
and the desert,
so dry and lonely,
that the creatures all
appreciate the effort.*
the flower said, "i wish i was a tree,"
the tree said, "i wish i could be
a different kind of tree,"
the cat wished that it was a bee,
the turtle wished that it could fly
really high into the sky,
over rooftops and then dive
deep into the sea.
and in the sea there is a fish,
a fish that has a secret wish,
a wish to be a big cactus
with a pink flower on it.
and in the sea there is a fish,
a fish that has a secret wish,
a wish to be a big cactus
with a pink flower on it.
and the flower
would be its offering
of love to the desert.
and the desert,
so dry and lonely,
that the creatures all
appreciate the effort.
et le jackalope a dit
je voudrais être un yéti
pour voler dans la nuit
et m'en aller loin d'ici
mais le yéti a dit
je voudrais être un monstre marin
pour pouvoir rentrer dans la mer
de tous les requins.
[translation:
and the jackalope said
"i want to be a yeti
to steal into the night
and go far away from here"
but the yeti said
"i want to be a sea monster
and dive into the sea
of all the sharks."]
and the rattlesnake said,
"i wish i had hands so
i could hug you like a man."
and then the cactus said,
"don't you understand,
my skin is covered with sharp spikes
that'll stab you like a thousand knives.
a hug would be nice,
but hug my flower with your eyes."
the flower said, "i wish i was a tree,"
the tree said, "i wish i could be
a different kind of tree,
the cat wished that it was a bee,
the turtle wished that it could fly
really high into the sky,
over rooftops and then dive
deep into the sea.
and in the sea there is a fish,
a fish that has a secret wish,
a wish to be a big cactus
with a pink flower on it.
and in the sea there is a fish,
a fish that has a secret wish,
a wish to be a big cactus
with a pink flower on it.
and the flower
would be its offering
of love to the desert.
and the desert,
so dry and lonely,
that the creatures all
appreciate the effort.*
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