bugün
- en gey özelliğiniz10
- türklerin ileri olduğu konular21
- en son alınan hediye7
- soğuğu sıcağından daha iyi olan şeyler7
- burçlara inanan erkek14
- bir gün öleceğini unutmak11
- yazarların çektiği manzara fotoğrafları9
- çırçıplak yatmak9
- sözlük kavgalarındaki avamlık5
- sokakta gocu ile karşılaşmak5
- nervio yu çok seviyorum ne yapmalıyım7
- arkadaşlar bakar mısınız11
- geceye acı ama gerçek bir cümle bırak3
- deri ceketli serseri5
- abd vizesi5
- eski seni özlüyor musun6
- bir kadının en güzel bölgesi8
- 40 yaş üstü kel sözlük yazarı5
- sözlükte kadınlara sararak tatmin olan incel5
- her başlığın altında biten sözlük paraziti5
- caner taslaman7
- dünyanın en güzel tatlısı8
- bugün sağlığın için ne yaptın7
- ayak sevecek kadar abaza olmak3
- ses yakışıklılığı2
- film izlerken ağlayanlara gülmek3
- vantilatörü kendine çevirmek6
- kültürün bireyi boğması4
- dinsize inanır mısın17
- özlenen hissiyatlar6
- ruh hastası olan yazarlar6
- sevgiliyle karşılıklı ağlamak3
- uysaljakoben gocu'nun fake hesabı mı5
- seninle şurada olabilirdik5
- gocu pandela barışı4
- bir insanın daraldığında sığınabileceği yerler5
- sözlüğün kalitesindeki artış4
- sevgili olmuyorsak arkadaş da kalmayalım erkeği2
- evdeki alkolün bittiği anda yapılacaklar5
- ioçke'nin elleri4
- ak saçlı klavye delikanlısı3
- geceye bir şarkı bırak23
- bir kadının kalitesiz oldugunu gösteren detaylar3
- bir insanda en sevilen özellik3
- kasiyer kızdan hoşlanmak4
- gocu31
- salak yazarlar7
- fransa ingilte üçüncülük maçı3
- düşün ki o bunu okuyor4
- kültür seviyesi yüksek esprilerin havada kalması4
eminem'in pek bilinmeyen, kesinlikle en iyi şarkısı. aşmış bir şarkıdır bu, her dinlediğimde tüylerim diken diken olur.
yesterday i changed your diaper, wiped you and powdered you.
how did you get so big, can't believe it, now your two
baby your so precious, daddy's so proud of you
sit down, bitch, if you move again i'll beat the shit out of you..
kim: ok!!
eminem: (kim screaming) don't make me wake this baby, she don't need to see
what i'm about to do
quit crying bitch, why do you always make me shout at you
how could you?...just leave me and love him out the blue
kim: (crying)
eminem: oh, what's a matter kim....am i too loud for you?? (kim screaming)
too bad bitch, your gonna finally hear me out this time
at first, i'm like all right, you wanna throw me out, that's fine.
but not for him to take my place, are you out you're mind?
this couch, this tv, this whole house is mine.
how could you let him sleep in our bed?
look it kim, look at your husband now,(kim: nooo) i said look at him!!!
he ain't so hot now is he? little punk.
kim: why are you doing this?
eminem: shut the fuck up!!!
kim: you're drunk, you're never going to get away at this..
eminem: you think i give a fuck!
come on..we're going' for a ride bitch,(kim: noooo) sit up front.
kim: why can't we just leave haley alone....what if she wakes up?
eminem: we'll be right back......well i will, you'll be in the trunk.
chorus 2x
so long
bitch you did me so wrong
i don't wanna go on
livin' in this world without you
eminem: you really fucked me kim,
you really did a number on me,
never knew me cheatin' on you would come back to hunt me.
but we was kids then kim, i was only 18!
that was years ago, i thought we wiped the slate clean
that's fucked up!!
kim: i love you.
eminem: oh god my brain is racin!
kim: i love you.
eminem: what are you doing, change the station......i hate this song! does
this look like a big joke?
kim: no......
eminem: * there's a 4 year old boy lyin' dead with a slit throat.....in your
living room.....ha ha........what you think i'm kiddin' you
(crying) you loved him didn't you?
kim: no
eminem: bullshit you bitch don't fucking lie
to me.....(honk, honk)....what the fuck's this guy's problem on the side of
me?......fuck you asshole, yeah bite me........kim,kiiim....why don't you
like
me?.....you think i'm ugly don't you.
kim: it's not that
eminem: no you think i'm ugly,
get the fuck away from me, don't touch me.....i hate you...i hate you...i
swear
to god i hate you....oh my god i love you .....how the fuck could you do
this to
me (kim: sorry) how the fuck could you do this to me!
chorus2x
so long
bitch you did me so wrong
i don't wanna go on
livin' in this world without you
eminem: come on get out.
kim: i can't i'm scared.
eminem: i said get out bitch!
kim: let go of my hair....please don't do this baby...please...i love
you...look we
can just take haley and leave
eminem: fuck you!....you did this to us...you did it...it's your fault.
oh my god i'm crackin up , get a grip marshall!!!!
hey member the time we went to brian's party?
and you were like so drunk that you threw up all over archie.
that was funny wasn't it?
kim: yes..
eminem: that was funny wasn't it?!!
kim: yes!!
eminem: see, it all makes sense, doesn't it? you and your husband had a
fight
one of you tries to grab a knife, and during the struggle he accidentally
gets his adams apple sliced....and while this is goin' on...his son just
woke up, and he just walks in...she panics...and he gets his throat cut, so
now they both dead....and you slash your own throat, so now it's double
homicide and suicide with no note, i should have known better when you
started to act weird, we could've.......hey! where ya goin....get back
here!!! you can't run from me kim....it's just us...nobody else! you're only
makin' this harder on yourself
ha ha....gotcha!!!! (kim screams)hhhaa.......go ahead yell
here ill scream witcha......ah somebody help!!!
don't you get it bitch, no one can hear you? ...now shut the fuck up and get
what's comin to you......you were supposed to love me!!!!! (kim
choking).....now bleed bitch bleed....bleed bitch bleed...bleeeeeed!!!!
chorus 2x
so long..
bitch you did me so wrong..
i don't wanna go on..
livin' in this world without you..
yesterday i changed your diaper, wiped you and powdered you.
how did you get so big, can't believe it, now your two
baby your so precious, daddy's so proud of you
sit down, bitch, if you move again i'll beat the shit out of you..
kim: ok!!
eminem: (kim screaming) don't make me wake this baby, she don't need to see
what i'm about to do
quit crying bitch, why do you always make me shout at you
how could you?...just leave me and love him out the blue
kim: (crying)
eminem: oh, what's a matter kim....am i too loud for you?? (kim screaming)
too bad bitch, your gonna finally hear me out this time
at first, i'm like all right, you wanna throw me out, that's fine.
but not for him to take my place, are you out you're mind?
this couch, this tv, this whole house is mine.
how could you let him sleep in our bed?
look it kim, look at your husband now,(kim: nooo) i said look at him!!!
he ain't so hot now is he? little punk.
kim: why are you doing this?
eminem: shut the fuck up!!!
kim: you're drunk, you're never going to get away at this..
eminem: you think i give a fuck!
come on..we're going' for a ride bitch,(kim: noooo) sit up front.
kim: why can't we just leave haley alone....what if she wakes up?
eminem: we'll be right back......well i will, you'll be in the trunk.
chorus 2x
so long
bitch you did me so wrong
i don't wanna go on
livin' in this world without you
eminem: you really fucked me kim,
you really did a number on me,
never knew me cheatin' on you would come back to hunt me.
but we was kids then kim, i was only 18!
that was years ago, i thought we wiped the slate clean
that's fucked up!!
kim: i love you.
eminem: oh god my brain is racin!
kim: i love you.
eminem: what are you doing, change the station......i hate this song! does
this look like a big joke?
kim: no......
eminem: * there's a 4 year old boy lyin' dead with a slit throat.....in your
living room.....ha ha........what you think i'm kiddin' you
(crying) you loved him didn't you?
kim: no
eminem: bullshit you bitch don't fucking lie
to me.....(honk, honk)....what the fuck's this guy's problem on the side of
me?......fuck you asshole, yeah bite me........kim,kiiim....why don't you
like
me?.....you think i'm ugly don't you.
kim: it's not that
eminem: no you think i'm ugly,
get the fuck away from me, don't touch me.....i hate you...i hate you...i
swear
to god i hate you....oh my god i love you .....how the fuck could you do
this to
me (kim: sorry) how the fuck could you do this to me!
chorus2x
so long
bitch you did me so wrong
i don't wanna go on
livin' in this world without you
eminem: come on get out.
kim: i can't i'm scared.
eminem: i said get out bitch!
kim: let go of my hair....please don't do this baby...please...i love
you...look we
can just take haley and leave
eminem: fuck you!....you did this to us...you did it...it's your fault.
oh my god i'm crackin up , get a grip marshall!!!!
hey member the time we went to brian's party?
and you were like so drunk that you threw up all over archie.
that was funny wasn't it?
kim: yes..
eminem: that was funny wasn't it?!!
kim: yes!!
eminem: see, it all makes sense, doesn't it? you and your husband had a
fight
one of you tries to grab a knife, and during the struggle he accidentally
gets his adams apple sliced....and while this is goin' on...his son just
woke up, and he just walks in...she panics...and he gets his throat cut, so
now they both dead....and you slash your own throat, so now it's double
homicide and suicide with no note, i should have known better when you
started to act weird, we could've.......hey! where ya goin....get back
here!!! you can't run from me kim....it's just us...nobody else! you're only
makin' this harder on yourself
ha ha....gotcha!!!! (kim screams)hhhaa.......go ahead yell
here ill scream witcha......ah somebody help!!!
don't you get it bitch, no one can hear you? ...now shut the fuck up and get
what's comin to you......you were supposed to love me!!!!! (kim
choking).....now bleed bitch bleed....bleed bitch bleed...bleeeeeed!!!!
chorus 2x
so long..
bitch you did me so wrong..
i don't wanna go on..
livin' in this world without you..
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