the postal dude

postal 2 ve postal 3 oyunun piskopat ana karakteridir. vecizeleriyle ünlüdür.*

The Postal Dude: Only my weapon understands me.
The Postal Dude: [Entering Lucky Ganesh All-American grocery store] Did somebody slaughter a goat in here? Seriously, I wanna know.
The Postal Guy: Buttsauce!
The Postal Dude: You probably thought you weren't goin' to die today? Surprise!
The Postal Dude: Guns don't kill people, I do!
The Postal Dude: I know what you're thinking, but the funny thing is, I don't even LIKE videogames...
The Postal Dude: Here I was, just enjoying my Second Amendment rights, and you people have to freak out on me!
The Postal Dude: The gene pool is stagnant and I am the minister of chlorine.
The Postal Dude: [after putting on Police Uniform] I am The Law
The Postal Dude: Hey I'm just trying to exercise my second-amendment rights here ya fuckin' Communist!
The Postal Dude: You probably think I'm not a nice person...
The Postal Dude: Please don't think I'm a bigot, I kill racists equally...
The Postal Dude: I suppose it would have been more politically correct to kill the women and minorities first.
The Postal Dude: [at the end of the game] Honey, you won't believe the day I've had!
Postal Dude's Wife: Did you remember my Rocky Road?
The Postal Dude: D'oh!
[gunshot]
The Postal Dude: [after finding that it's the apocalypse in the newspaper] Hmm... Normally, I'd expect a fancy cinematic to explain a such crucial story element. The font is nice, though.
The Postal Dude: [shoots someone] That one's for your mother!
[shoots another person]
The Postal Dude: That one's for the Pope!
[shoots another person]
The Postal Dude: That one's for Bobo the space-monkey!
[shoots someone else]
The Postal Dude: That one's cause I have ammo left in my gun!
[shoots last person, bells ring]
The Postal Dude: That one's 'cause I can!
The Postal Dude: I was pretty hungover yesterday, but I think I remember where I work.
The Postal Dude: Bless me, father, for I have sinned. No, really! I'm not kidding here! *Big* sinner. Yup!
The Postal Dude: [being arrested] Yeah, yeah, blah, blah, just cuff me already, big man!
The Postal Dude: [after shooting someone while you're dressed as a cop] Someone stole my donuts, and now you're all gonna pay!
The Postal Dude: Ow, right in the stuff.
The Postal Dude: I regret nothing.