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south park'ta kanye west'i resmen katletmis, heartless'tan esinlenilmis muhtesem sarki.
(uh. come on.)
ive been so lonely, girl
ive been so sad and down
couldnt understand
why haters joked around
i wanted to be free
with other creatures like me
and now i got my wish
cuz i know that im a gay fish
(gay fish, yo)
mother-fuckin gay fish (im a fish, yo)
goin' on a gay fish (its alright, girl)
makin love to other gay fish
all those lonely nights
at the grocery store
in the frozen fish aisle
feeling like a whore
cuz i wasnt being true
even though everyone said
that i had to make a switch (gay fish)
now i know that im a gay fish
(gay fish, yo)
mother-fuckin gay fish (im a fish, yo)
goin' on a gay fish (now where i belong, girl)
making love to other gay fish
i used to be scared, denying who i was
actin straight, but then goin out to the gay fish clubs
dancin with the marlins, makin out with all the snappers
id take a salmon home and work that caudal fin for hours
but now im out and im free to love what i want
be it yellowfin or bass or that trout in vermont
i slap that marlin ass, make that grouper butt shake
ill come to your house and have an orgy in your mother-fuckin' fish tank
mother-fuckin gay fish (im a fish, yo)
goin' on a gay fish (now where i belong, girl)
making love to other gay fish
i really get around
im a slut of the sea
when i say i got crabs
i mean it literally
i was eating dinner
and just had to go down
on that mackerel on the dish
cus im the gayest of the gay fish
mother-fuckin gay fish (im a fish, yo)
goin' on a gay fish (now where i belong, girl)
but i got to settle down
i cant be a whore
i aint gonna just sleep
with any fish no more
found me a lover
a brother whos a cross-dressing pike named trish
and together we are gay fish
(gay fish, yo)
mother fuckin gay fish (im a fish, yo)
goin' on a gay fish (now where i belong, girl)
making love to other gay fish
(uh. come on.)
ive been so lonely, girl
ive been so sad and down
couldnt understand
why haters joked around
i wanted to be free
with other creatures like me
and now i got my wish
cuz i know that im a gay fish
(gay fish, yo)
mother-fuckin gay fish (im a fish, yo)
goin' on a gay fish (its alright, girl)
makin love to other gay fish
all those lonely nights
at the grocery store
in the frozen fish aisle
feeling like a whore
cuz i wasnt being true
even though everyone said
that i had to make a switch (gay fish)
now i know that im a gay fish
(gay fish, yo)
mother-fuckin gay fish (im a fish, yo)
goin' on a gay fish (now where i belong, girl)
making love to other gay fish
i used to be scared, denying who i was
actin straight, but then goin out to the gay fish clubs
dancin with the marlins, makin out with all the snappers
id take a salmon home and work that caudal fin for hours
but now im out and im free to love what i want
be it yellowfin or bass or that trout in vermont
i slap that marlin ass, make that grouper butt shake
ill come to your house and have an orgy in your mother-fuckin' fish tank
mother-fuckin gay fish (im a fish, yo)
goin' on a gay fish (now where i belong, girl)
making love to other gay fish
i really get around
im a slut of the sea
when i say i got crabs
i mean it literally
i was eating dinner
and just had to go down
on that mackerel on the dish
cus im the gayest of the gay fish
mother-fuckin gay fish (im a fish, yo)
goin' on a gay fish (now where i belong, girl)
but i got to settle down
i cant be a whore
i aint gonna just sleep
with any fish no more
found me a lover
a brother whos a cross-dressing pike named trish
and together we are gay fish
(gay fish, yo)
mother fuckin gay fish (im a fish, yo)
goin' on a gay fish (now where i belong, girl)
making love to other gay fish
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