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- gece gece akla düşen o yiyecek15
- sevgiliyle yapmayı en çok sevdiğiniz aktivite8
- sözlük kezoları6
- gece mutfakta pasta yapan yorgun mermi görmek5
- odanın içine baykuş girmesi6
- arkadaşlar ben uyumaya gidiyorum5
- gece mutfaktan gelen kahkaha sesleri6
- meyveli soda içen erkek6
- yorgun mermi9
- erkeklerin biraz şey olması7
- sözlükteki mendebur suratlılar6
- arkadaşlar biraz eğlenceye ne dersiniz9
- hogwarts cadılık büyücülük okuluna davet mektubu4
- gece yatağın altından uzanan el5
- insanlar nasıl birbirine güvenip evleniyor8
- cinleri olan sözlük kızı5
- sen debenim hat alarım'dan bir isiiiin6
- havanın buz gibi olması4
- gece yatağın altından sözlük yazarı çıkması4
- parmak patates vs elma dilim patates7
- ayınan mıyorum ayınan mıyorum8
- gece mezarda erkekle sevişen travesti görmek4
- mutlu olunca her şeyin komik gelmesi5
- korku romanı yazmak3
- soğan salatası6
- bir sözlük kızı için 400 km yol gitmek4
- cin mısır kabilesi5
- mercimek çorbası4
- korkmuş bir sözlük kızını teselli etmek3
- sürekli güler yüzle dolaşan tip7
- yeni parti39
- iştahın kapanması7
- nervio'nun aşkıma yanıt vermemesi5
- devlet bahçeli'nin aslında iyi adam olması8
- bacağım ağrıyor yağmur yağacak5
- sözlük kızının sözlük erkeğine yemek ısmarlaması3
- denizden çıkarken penisin şorttan belli olması7
- türkler barbar ve köpektir7
- ölümlü bir erkekle evlenmek6
- bir kilo patatesin 50 lira olması16
- sarapci koalanın bahçeye işemesi2
- gece yatağın altına uzanan ayak2
- aramızda gezen tok yazarlar3
- nasıl bir sevgiliniz olmasını isterdiniz13
- türkçüsüyle kürtçüsüyle yeni parti'ye oy vereceğiz10
- aylık 387 bin lira iyi para mıdır sorunsalı2
- bursalı erkeklere vurulan ibne damgası5
- ağlamak erkeğe yakışır mı9
- psikopat erkek seven kızlar4
- hem kemalist hem sosyal demokrat olunmaz14
south park'ta kanye west'i resmen katletmis, heartless'tan esinlenilmis muhtesem sarki.
(uh. come on.)
ive been so lonely, girl
ive been so sad and down
couldnt understand
why haters joked around
i wanted to be free
with other creatures like me
and now i got my wish
cuz i know that im a gay fish
(gay fish, yo)
mother-fuckin gay fish (im a fish, yo)
goin' on a gay fish (its alright, girl)
makin love to other gay fish
all those lonely nights
at the grocery store
in the frozen fish aisle
feeling like a whore
cuz i wasnt being true
even though everyone said
that i had to make a switch (gay fish)
now i know that im a gay fish
(gay fish, yo)
mother-fuckin gay fish (im a fish, yo)
goin' on a gay fish (now where i belong, girl)
making love to other gay fish
i used to be scared, denying who i was
actin straight, but then goin out to the gay fish clubs
dancin with the marlins, makin out with all the snappers
id take a salmon home and work that caudal fin for hours
but now im out and im free to love what i want
be it yellowfin or bass or that trout in vermont
i slap that marlin ass, make that grouper butt shake
ill come to your house and have an orgy in your mother-fuckin' fish tank
mother-fuckin gay fish (im a fish, yo)
goin' on a gay fish (now where i belong, girl)
making love to other gay fish
i really get around
im a slut of the sea
when i say i got crabs
i mean it literally
i was eating dinner
and just had to go down
on that mackerel on the dish
cus im the gayest of the gay fish
mother-fuckin gay fish (im a fish, yo)
goin' on a gay fish (now where i belong, girl)
but i got to settle down
i cant be a whore
i aint gonna just sleep
with any fish no more
found me a lover
a brother whos a cross-dressing pike named trish
and together we are gay fish
(gay fish, yo)
mother fuckin gay fish (im a fish, yo)
goin' on a gay fish (now where i belong, girl)
making love to other gay fish
(uh. come on.)
ive been so lonely, girl
ive been so sad and down
couldnt understand
why haters joked around
i wanted to be free
with other creatures like me
and now i got my wish
cuz i know that im a gay fish
(gay fish, yo)
mother-fuckin gay fish (im a fish, yo)
goin' on a gay fish (its alright, girl)
makin love to other gay fish
all those lonely nights
at the grocery store
in the frozen fish aisle
feeling like a whore
cuz i wasnt being true
even though everyone said
that i had to make a switch (gay fish)
now i know that im a gay fish
(gay fish, yo)
mother-fuckin gay fish (im a fish, yo)
goin' on a gay fish (now where i belong, girl)
making love to other gay fish
i used to be scared, denying who i was
actin straight, but then goin out to the gay fish clubs
dancin with the marlins, makin out with all the snappers
id take a salmon home and work that caudal fin for hours
but now im out and im free to love what i want
be it yellowfin or bass or that trout in vermont
i slap that marlin ass, make that grouper butt shake
ill come to your house and have an orgy in your mother-fuckin' fish tank
mother-fuckin gay fish (im a fish, yo)
goin' on a gay fish (now where i belong, girl)
making love to other gay fish
i really get around
im a slut of the sea
when i say i got crabs
i mean it literally
i was eating dinner
and just had to go down
on that mackerel on the dish
cus im the gayest of the gay fish
mother-fuckin gay fish (im a fish, yo)
goin' on a gay fish (now where i belong, girl)
but i got to settle down
i cant be a whore
i aint gonna just sleep
with any fish no more
found me a lover
a brother whos a cross-dressing pike named trish
and together we are gay fish
(gay fish, yo)
mother fuckin gay fish (im a fish, yo)
goin' on a gay fish (now where i belong, girl)
making love to other gay fish
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