the onion

kalp şeklindeki silah dürbünü nedeniyle vurmaya çalıştığı teröriste aşık olan askerlerin hikayesiyle yardırmıştır radyo kanalında :

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- Even though it's been two months since I saw him in my scope, I can't get this terrorist leader out of my head. Maybe I should give him a call, Just, you know just to see how he's doing...
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- Army officials hope to correct the problem by issuing new scopes that make the targets appear like all the hookers that ever rejected them.
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http://www.theonion.com/c...s/new_heart_shaped_sniper