bugün
- ben tevratı da okudum incili de10
- cadılar bayramı kutlamayan geri zekalılar8
- çaykur'un türk çayı ibaresini kaldırması8
- kemal sunal'ın en kötü filmi8
- abdullah öcalana'ın yeni konutuna taşınması13
- beşiktaşlı erkeklerin çok iyi sevişmesi4
- sözlük kürdü54
- ananı mı dinlersin karıyı mı7
- millette manyak para var13
- volkswagen passat7
- türkiyeli kahvesi6
- traş olmaya üşenmek3
- cadılar bayramı kutlayan gerizekalı türkler31
- fon krizi kimin üstüne yıkılacak16
- adalet ve kalkınma partisi3
- kezoların boş lafları3
- esra'yı aç esra'yı8
- türklerin abartılmış bir ırk olması4
- devlet bahçeli'nin il olmasını önerdiği 19 ilçe10
- ilkokulda dayak yemiş efsanevi nesil10
- sözlük sosyal medya mı4
- köy göçüren mantarı3
- tuğla kitap okumak3
- baban ne iş yapıyordu2
- klozette borudan fare gelecek korkusu2
- yaşıyor musunuz uludağ sözlük2
- karton toplayan cocuk 15 temmuzda ne yapıyordu10
- cam açık uyumak7
- cadılar bayramı kutlayan kız9
- tavuk olmasa bu kadar insan ne yiyecekti7
- terkedilen kiklop kezo2
- didem soydan8
- incil karakterlerinden hangisi size yakışır3
- 30 liraya satılan tavuk döner9
- sözlükteki halloween kavgası5
- asgari ücret8
- kitap okuyamamak4
- dünya sefalet endeksi nde türkiye'nin yeri5
- istanbul14
- osman pamukoğlu14
- boş yolda kırmızı ışıkta beklemek11
- cansu taşkın2
- pipisiyle düşünenler buraya3
- türklerin ırkçı olması8
- ismail kartal25
- yogartiksen4
- enses ilişkiyi savunan tc erkeği11
- en gereksiz kurum2
- sözlükteki kızların bilgisiz olması23
- ibb davasında üçüncü celse2
her dinleyişinizde içinizden bir şeyler koparan placebo şarkısıdır:
Slightly bemused by his lack of direction
Hey you, hey you
Came to this world by caesarean section
Hey you, hey you
Chooses his clothes to match his pallid complexion
Hey you, hey you
Now it takes him all day just to get an erection
Hey you,
Things arent what they seem.
Makes no sense at all
Things arent what they seem.
Makes no sense at all
Goes out to cruise and to meet his connection
Hey you, hey you
He never scores he just gets an infection
Hey you, hey you
Dreams of a place with a better selection
Hey you, hey you
Still it takes him all day just to get an erection
Hey you,
Things arent what they seem
Makes no sense at all,
Things arent what they seem
Makes no sense at all,
Things arent what they seem
Makes no sense at all,
Things arent what they seem
Makes no sense at all,
Luxemburger queen,
Hes a burger queen.
Slightly bemused by the total rejection,
Hey you, hey you,
Came to this world by caesarean section,
Hey you, hey you,
Dreams of a place with a better selection,
Hey you, hey you,
Dreams of a face that is pure as perfection,
Hey you,
Things arent what they seem,
Luxemburger queen,
Luxemburger queen,
Luxemburger queen,
Hes a burger queen
Slightly bemused by his lack of direction
Hey you, hey you
Came to this world by caesarean section
Hey you, hey you
Chooses his clothes to match his pallid complexion
Hey you, hey you
Now it takes him all day just to get an erection
Hey you,
Things arent what they seem.
Makes no sense at all
Things arent what they seem.
Makes no sense at all
Goes out to cruise and to meet his connection
Hey you, hey you
He never scores he just gets an infection
Hey you, hey you
Dreams of a place with a better selection
Hey you, hey you
Still it takes him all day just to get an erection
Hey you,
Things arent what they seem
Makes no sense at all,
Things arent what they seem
Makes no sense at all,
Things arent what they seem
Makes no sense at all,
Things arent what they seem
Makes no sense at all,
Luxemburger queen,
Hes a burger queen.
Slightly bemused by the total rejection,
Hey you, hey you,
Came to this world by caesarean section,
Hey you, hey you,
Dreams of a place with a better selection,
Hey you, hey you,
Dreams of a face that is pure as perfection,
Hey you,
Things arent what they seem,
Luxemburger queen,
Luxemburger queen,
Luxemburger queen,
Hes a burger queen
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