uncyclopedia org

yaran sitedir... bravodur...

--spoiler--
Relationships with Other Countries

Enemies

Greeks - Natural enemies
Armenians - Unnatural enemies
Communists - Unreasonable enemies
Fascists - we don't know what fascist means, so they're our enemies!
Kurds - enemies who live in our country
Slavic Nations - enemies because they're slavic - except Bosnians cause they're S3xxxii
Brits - enemies because they're Brits
French People - our newest enemies
Americans - enemies because they're capitalist
Russians - enemies because they're communist.
Italians - enemies because Vatican is in Italy
Spanish People - enemies because they're Christian
Jews - enemies because they're Jew
English- Because of Leeds United
Arabs - enemies because they're Muslim
Dominicans - enemies because we don't know where their country is
Germans - enemies because of Hitler
Chinese People - enemies because of Mao
Brazilians - enemies because of Ronaldinho
Argentineans - enemies because of Maradona
Scandinavian Nations - enemies because their girls are more beautiful than ours
Japanese People - enemies because of Sony Corporation
Rest of the world - enemies because they're not Turk! However we slightly like the Japanese.
Gay Males - enemies because they are not heterosexual males
Heterosexual Males - enemies because they're competing with each other for girls!
Turkish Cypriots - enemies because they're not Turkish enough!
Turks - We have a hatred for each other
The guy who wrote this article - enemy because he thinks everyone is our enemy!

Friends

Friends!? What friend are you talking about?
Turks don't have any friends except the Turks! However sexy blond women are always welcome.
--spoiler--