bugün
- japonyada düşen insana yardım edenler9
- vahdettin'e hain diyenleri susturacak tarihi belge42
- uludağ sözlüğün bitmiş olması17
- kocamsunun hazırladığı sürpriz13
- karınıza kaşarlı poğaça yapar mısınız10
- güne bir şarkı bırak12
- tilki ailesi10
- bik bik'in balona binmesi33
- sözlükte ateist gibi takılan yahudiler11
- hamas bir terör örgütüdür24
- oksijensizsu13
- suriyeliler suriye'ye dönsün11
- sel felaketinin nedeni cehapedir10
- cumaya gidenlerin çok azalması15
- insana kendini kötü hissettiren şeyler16
- 170 boyunda olduğum için hep reddedildim24
- düşün ki o bunu okuyor14
- sözlük erkeğinden damat olmaz30
- temizlik hastası eşle sevişme öncesi diyaloglar14
- 30 nisan 2024 bayern münih real madrid maçı26
- çabuk vazgeçen insan10
- sırtınızı bir sözlük kızına dayar mısınız8
- fatih terim'in yuhalanması16
- ayça tilki10
- icardi190521
- memesi küçük olmak14
- diyanet işleri başkanına audi 6 tahsis edilmesi14
- adolf hitler9
- anın görüntüsü8
- ben bu davanın savcısıyım8
- ideal duş alma sıklığı8
- sözlük kızından gelin olmaz23
- sürekli milletin entrylerini eleştiren tip11
- crop giyen erkek11
- vatandaşlık farkı alan otel18
- nazar değdi sözlük12
- 1 m dolara bu bebeğe sertçe tokat atar mısınız23
- icardi1905 silik olsun kampanyası11
- kızımın kiminle yatıp kalktığıyla ilgilenmezdim14
- şehirler arası aşk yaşamak10
- true'nin porno arşivi kaç gb9
- bir kadının yemek ısmarlaması15
- bir sözlük yazarını kaşır mısınız11
- aleyna tilki10
- herkes güncel fiyatını yazabilir mi9
- arkadaşlar sizden bir şey rica edebilir miyim22
- ağaç gövdesi gibi bacakları olan kadın14
- sözlük yazarlarının tatlıları8
- sabah aç karnına içilen bira12
- alınan en güzel iltifat13
sözleri şöyle olan eminem şarkısı,
Hi! my name is.. (what?) my name is.. (who?)
My name is.. {scratches} slim shady
Hi! my name is.. (huh?) my name is.. (what?)My name is.. {scratches} slim shady
Ahem.. excuse me!
Can i have the attention of the class
For one second?
[eminem]
Hi kids! do you like violence? (yeah yeah yeah!)
Wanna see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids? (uh-huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like i did? (yeah yeah!)
Try 'cid and get fucked up worse that my life is? (huh?)
My brain's dead weight, i'm tryin to get my head straight
But i can't figure out which spice girl i want to impregnate (ummmm..)
And dr. dre said, "slim shady you a basehead!"
Uh-uhhh! "so why's your face red? man you wasted!"
Well since age twelve, i've felt like i'm someone else
Cause i hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
Got pissed off and ripped pamela lee's tits off
And smacked her so hard i knocked her clothes backwards like kris kross
I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass
Faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast
C'mere slut! (shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!)
I don't give a fuck, god sent me to piss the world off!
Chorus
[eminem]
My english teacher wanted to have sex in junior high
The only problem was my english teacher was a guy
I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler
And stapled his nuts to a stack of paper (owwwwwwww!)
Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup (wsssshhhhh...)
Extraterrestrial, killin pedestrians
Rapin lesbians while they screamin: "let's just be friends!"
Ninety-nine percent of my life i was lied to
I just found out my mom does more dope than i do
I told her i'd grow up to be a famous rapper
Make a record about doin drugs and name it after her (oh thank you!)
You know you blew up when the women rush your stands
And try to touch your hands like some screamin usher fans (aaahhhhhh!)
This guy at white castle asked for my autograph (dude, can i get your autograph?)
So i signed it: 'dear dave, thanks for the support, asshole!'
Chorus
[eminem]
Stop the tape! this kid needs to be locked away! (get him!)
Dr. dre, don't just stand there, operate!
I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die
I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive
Am i comin or goin? i can barely decide
I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive? (go ahead)
All my life i was very deprived
I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide
Clothes ripped like the incredible hulk (hachhh-too)
I spit when i talk, i'll fuck anything that walks (c'mere)
When i was little i used to get so hungry i would throw fits
How you gonna breast feed me mom? (wah!) you ain't got no tits! (wah!)
I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (bang!)
I'm steamin mad (arrrggghhh!)
And by the way when you see my dad? (yeah?)
Tell him that i slit his throat, in this dream i had *
Hi! my name is.. (what?) my name is.. (who?)
My name is.. {scratches} slim shady
Hi! my name is.. (huh?) my name is.. (what?)My name is.. {scratches} slim shady
Ahem.. excuse me!
Can i have the attention of the class
For one second?
[eminem]
Hi kids! do you like violence? (yeah yeah yeah!)
Wanna see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids? (uh-huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like i did? (yeah yeah!)
Try 'cid and get fucked up worse that my life is? (huh?)
My brain's dead weight, i'm tryin to get my head straight
But i can't figure out which spice girl i want to impregnate (ummmm..)
And dr. dre said, "slim shady you a basehead!"
Uh-uhhh! "so why's your face red? man you wasted!"
Well since age twelve, i've felt like i'm someone else
Cause i hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
Got pissed off and ripped pamela lee's tits off
And smacked her so hard i knocked her clothes backwards like kris kross
I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass
Faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast
C'mere slut! (shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!)
I don't give a fuck, god sent me to piss the world off!
Chorus
[eminem]
My english teacher wanted to have sex in junior high
The only problem was my english teacher was a guy
I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler
And stapled his nuts to a stack of paper (owwwwwwww!)
Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup (wsssshhhhh...)
Extraterrestrial, killin pedestrians
Rapin lesbians while they screamin: "let's just be friends!"
Ninety-nine percent of my life i was lied to
I just found out my mom does more dope than i do
I told her i'd grow up to be a famous rapper
Make a record about doin drugs and name it after her (oh thank you!)
You know you blew up when the women rush your stands
And try to touch your hands like some screamin usher fans (aaahhhhhh!)
This guy at white castle asked for my autograph (dude, can i get your autograph?)
So i signed it: 'dear dave, thanks for the support, asshole!'
Chorus
[eminem]
Stop the tape! this kid needs to be locked away! (get him!)
Dr. dre, don't just stand there, operate!
I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die
I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive
Am i comin or goin? i can barely decide
I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive? (go ahead)
All my life i was very deprived
I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide
Clothes ripped like the incredible hulk (hachhh-too)
I spit when i talk, i'll fuck anything that walks (c'mere)
When i was little i used to get so hungry i would throw fits
How you gonna breast feed me mom? (wah!) you ain't got no tits! (wah!)
I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (bang!)
I'm steamin mad (arrrggghhh!)
And by the way when you see my dad? (yeah?)
Tell him that i slit his throat, in this dream i had *
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