dear mysql server

sozlugun veritabani sunucusuna ithafen, dear penis'ten esinlenerek yazilmis bir sarkidir.
(bkz: ben yaptim oldu)

dear mysql server
i don't think i can query you anymore
you used to retrieve what i want
now all you do is go away
ohh, dear mysql server
i can't get connected to you

it used to be select and insert
an update, and maybe a delete
that's all we needed to be getting by
now it seems things have changed
and i think that you're the one to blame
now mysql server has gone away
and i can't query you anymore

mysql server sings:

"dear user
i don't think i can serve you anymore
'cause when you push so many query on me
you don't wait me to finish execute
dear user
i don't serve you anymore"

why can't you just be patient
while benefiting from the technology
then you come to terms rapid and security
if we put the processes in order
we just see what i mean
dear mysql server,
i think i can query you after all

"oh dear user
while you're browsing, update my version."

bonus;
(bkz: mysql server a siir yazmak)