dildo song

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What rolls down the stairs
Alone and in pairs
And makes a buzzity sound?
It's long a schlong,
A marvelous dong,
Everyone knows its dildo!

What fits in a sock
Feels better than cock?
And unlike a man, it's slow
It vibrates a bit
Feel great on your clit
Everyone knows It's dildo

it's dildo! it's dildo!
it's big, it's fleshy, it's ribbed
it's dildo! it's dildo!
Yes. That's right. It's ribbed

What fits in your crack?
Some even have sacks
The penis you don't have to blow
They're not just for gays
They use double A's
Everyone knows it's dildo

A dildo-dog
A dildo-plane
Man more vibrating toys
You turn the knob
They buzz and throb
Feels great in girls and boys

What makes you cum?
And fits in your bum
Some of them even can glow
A dink. A dink.
In marvellous pink
Everyone knows it's dildo

A long, fleshy tube
Use an oil-based lube
Not just for neighbourhood ho's
For a girl on the go
With no time for a beau
It makes for a perfect fellow
Ther're Dildos. Ther're Dildos.
the sex toys that everyone likes
Ther're Dildos. Ther're Dildos
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