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ekşi sözlük tarafından satın alınmaya çalışılan, penche'nin magnum opus'u. tam açılımı: Pençe Haber Uydurma Departmanı. geçen sezondan kalma, basının tigana'ya yüklenişiyle dalga geçen bir örneği var aşağıda:
OPENED LETRTRE TO MiSTER TiGANA
DEAR MiSTER TiGANA, YOU DONK UNDERSTOND TURKiSH LANGUAGE , PENÇE MADEUP NEWS DEPRATAMANT DECiDED TO SPEAK YOU ENGLiSH BEKAUS YOU TRAiN FULHOM YOU KNOW ENHLiSH.
DEAR MiSTER TiGANA, WHERE iiS ABRAHAM ATTACK??? WHY HE NOT PLAY? WE HEAR YOU NO LOVE ABRAHAM. HE iS THE BEST PLAY TALENTED. DO YOU MAD AT WiTH SB. ABRAHAM ATTACK?
WHY YOU DONK PLAY RAMADAN LEADED? RUNJE PLAY DISGRACE RAMADAN LEADED OR WiSH FALCON ARE ''INT BETER GOLKEPEERS???
WHY YOU INSiST ON PERMANENT LENTiL? HE iS NOT A LEFT BACK. ABARAHAM STURDY YOUNG MAN iS NOT RiGHT. BAKC. TEHY ARE STOPER.
EMBERMOON HUNTER CAN NOT PLAY iN RiGHT WiNG. BURAK DAUNTLESS MUST BE BEHiND THE FORVETS. ABRAHAM UNREGRET ALSO NOT BEK LEFT. HE KiDNAP HiS MAN EVERY TiME. WHY DELGADO iS HANDiCAPPED? WHY GENERAL RiCO iS NOY PLAY DOKSAN MiNUT? BOBO iS NOT BEŞiKRAŞS STRiŞKER. WHY YOU PAY HiM TRUCK LOAD OF DOLAR? MR. TiGANA YOU HAVE MAKE THiS TEAM YOU CAN NOT THROW THE CRIiME ON YOUR PLAYER. SHAKE AND COME BACK TO YOURSELF
iF YOU DONT UNDERTARD OUR ENGLiSH WE CAN SPEAK A LANGUGEA YOU UNDERSTAND