bugün
- sokakta gocu ile karşılaşmak5
- yazarların çektiği manzara fotoğrafları9
- sözlük kavgalarındaki avamlık4
- en son alınan hediye4
- çırçıplak yatmak9
- deri ceketli serseri5
- türklerin ileri olduğu konular20
- 40 yaş üstü kel sözlük yazarı5
- sözlükte kadınlara sararak tatmin olan incel5
- nervio yu çok seviyorum ne yapmalıyım7
- eski seni özlüyor musun6
- kişinin tipine yakıştırdığı meslek3
- her başlığın altında biten sözlük paraziti5
- kültürün bireyi boğması4
- soğuğu sıcağından daha iyi olan şeyler3
- 1018 karma olmuş evvvet3
- bir kadının en güzel bölgesi8
- gocu pandela barışı4
- ak saçlı klavye delikanlısı3
- caner taslaman7
- dünyanın en güzel tatlısı8
- uysaljakoben gocu'nun fake hesabı mı5
- bugün sağlığın için ne yaptın7
- sözlüğün kalitesindeki artış4
- seninle şurada olabilirdik5
- bir kadının kalitesiz oldugunu gösteren detaylar3
- vantilatörü kendine çevirmek6
- bir insanda en sevilen özellik3
- özlenen hissiyatlar6
- ruh hastası olan yazarlar6
- ioçke'nin elleri4
- strange academy2
- abd vizesi4
- bir insanın daraldığında sığınabileceği yerler5
- fransa ingilte üçüncülük maçı3
- evdeki alkolün bittiği anda yapılacaklar5
- antipanik'in hedef gösterdiği yazar kim3
- yazarların sevgilerini gösterme şekli2
- kasiyer kızdan hoşlanmak4
- dinsize inanır mısın17
- kültür seviyesi yüksek esprilerin havada kalması4
- geceye bir şiir bırak2
- basit bir olayı çok uzun anlatan insanlar3
- kim artıladı lan beni2
- ayak istiyorum ayak bulun bana ayak3
- kız yazarların daha çok artı oylanması3
- bülent ersoyun lolita estetiği4
- salak yazarlar7
- kadının en güzel yerinin ayak ve bacak olması4
- gocu meme ucu5
say what again sahnesi için,
samuel: what does marcellus look like.
scared guy: what?
samuel: (flips table) what country you from?!
scared guy: what?
samuel: what aint no country ive ever heard of! they speak english in what?
scared guy: what?
samuel: english motherfucker do you speak it!?
scared guy: yes!
samuel: then you know what i am saying?
scared guy: yes!
samuel: describe what marcellus wallace looks like.
scared guy:.. what?
samuel: (points gun) say what again. say what again! and i dare you, i double dare you motherfucker! say what one more time.
scared guy: h-hes, hes black.
samuel: go on!
scared guy: hes bald!
samuel: does he look like a bitch?
scared guy: what?!
samuel: (shoots guy in arm) does, he, look, like a bitch?!
scared guy: no!
samuel: the why are you trying to fuck him like a bitch bret?
scared guy: i didnt.
samuel: yes you did. yes you did, bret! you did try to fuck him.
scared guy: n-no.
sam: but marcellus wallace dont like to be fucked by anybody except mrs. wallace. do you read the bible bret?
scared guy: yes!
sam: now theres this passage i got memorized (inaudible speech). ezekiel 25:17. the path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish, and the tyranny of evil men. blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brothers keeper, and the finder of lost children. and i will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. and you will know my name is the lord, when i lay my vengeance upon thee! (trovolta and samuel unload their guns on the scared guy)
after which samuel jackson was seen as a loud, booming voice in the remainder of his movies as well as in parodies.
samuel: what does marcellus look like.
scared guy: what?
samuel: (flips table) what country you from?!
scared guy: what?
samuel: what aint no country ive ever heard of! they speak english in what?
scared guy: what?
samuel: english motherfucker do you speak it!?
scared guy: yes!
samuel: then you know what i am saying?
scared guy: yes!
samuel: describe what marcellus wallace looks like.
scared guy:.. what?
samuel: (points gun) say what again. say what again! and i dare you, i double dare you motherfucker! say what one more time.
scared guy: h-hes, hes black.
samuel: go on!
scared guy: hes bald!
samuel: does he look like a bitch?
scared guy: what?!
samuel: (shoots guy in arm) does, he, look, like a bitch?!
scared guy: no!
samuel: the why are you trying to fuck him like a bitch bret?
scared guy: i didnt.
samuel: yes you did. yes you did, bret! you did try to fuck him.
scared guy: n-no.
sam: but marcellus wallace dont like to be fucked by anybody except mrs. wallace. do you read the bible bret?
scared guy: yes!
sam: now theres this passage i got memorized (inaudible speech). ezekiel 25:17. the path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish, and the tyranny of evil men. blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brothers keeper, and the finder of lost children. and i will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. and you will know my name is the lord, when i lay my vengeance upon thee! (trovolta and samuel unload their guns on the scared guy)
after which samuel jackson was seen as a loud, booming voice in the remainder of his movies as well as in parodies.
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