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Dear penis,
I don't think I like you anymore.
You used to watch me shave.
Now all you do is stare at the floor.
Oh, dear penis...
I don't like you anymore.
It used to be you and me,
a paper towel, and a dirty magazine, ...
That's all we needed to get by.
Now it seems things have changed.
And I think that you're the one to blame.
He says...
Dear Rodney,
'cuz when you get to drinkin' ,
you put me places I've never been before.
Dear Rodney, I don't like you anymore.
Why can't we just get a grip on our
man-to-hand relationship?
and come to terms with truly how we feel...
If we put our heads together,
we'd just stay home forever.
I think I like you after all.
Oh, and Rodney,
while you're shavin' ,
shave my balls.
Well, Rodney Carrington is with us.....
The End