ajdarizm

the altar of ajdar uzerinde cikita muzlari balli sutle kokteyl** yapma ve muz sarisi tropikal ajdar heykeline kurban verme rituelleri bulunan inanis bicimi.

--rituel--

in nominei dei nostri ajdaras les cikitta banannus.

in the name of blasphemius 14k golden cikitta banana, who rules the island of monkeys, lair of ajdar!
we are your brothers, we are your friends! come forth, welcome us all in your kingdom of grandes tropicalus ei cikitta banannus!

hear me, o father ajdar!
from east; let us bring the fresh milk of the unholy indian cow.
from west; let us bring the grymm shit of the honey bees.
from south; let us bring the glorious blender mixer.
from north; let us pour the blasphemius 14k golden cikitta banana into the mixer, and some sugar of course.

o father ajdar! accept thy coctail of our hands.

in cikitta banannus we trust, we'll do what has to be done,
omenium banannus!

--rituel--