captain obvious

"the sky is blue."
~ captain obvious on the sky

"the grass is green."
~ captain obvious on the grass

"she's promiscuous, and by that i mean she sleeps with a lot of men"
~ captain obvious on paris hilton

"it's rainy here."
~ captain obvious on seattle

"these sentinels are robots!"
~ captain obvious on robot sentinels

"ceo's in the usa are overpaid."
~ captain obvious on american ceo's

"she's crazy"
~ captain obvious on britney spears

"he is a liar"
~ captain obvious on bill clinton

"she is as skinny as a piece of paper."
~ captain obvious on lindsay lohan

"this is illegal, but i do it anyway!"
~ captain obvious on marijuana

"yes... my name is mr. obvious"
~ mr. obvious on his name

"mr. obvious has obvious as a last name."
~ captain obvious on mr. obvious

"this is a man who hates america."
~ captain obvious on mahmoud ahmadinejad

"emo kids cut themselves."
~ captain obvious on emo kids

"scientology is odd."
~ captain obvious on scientology

"damn, this is wet!"
~ captain obvious on water

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