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Wife 1.0 userguide - Author unknown

Last year a friend of mine upgraded GirlFriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that it's a memory hog leaving very little system resources for other applications. He is only now noticing that Wife 1.0 also is spawning Child-Processes which are further consuming valuable resources. No mention of this particular phenomena was included in the product brochure or the documentation, though other users have informed him that this is to be expected due to the nature of the application. Not only that, Wife 1.0 installs itself such that it is always lauched at system initialization where it can monitor all other system activity. He's finding that some applications such as PokerNight 10.3, BeerBash 2.5, and PubNight 7.0 are no longer able to run in the system at all, crashing the system when selected (even though they always worked fine before). At installation, Wife 1.0 provides no option as to the installation of undesired Plug-Ins such as MotherInLaw 55.8 and BrotherInLaw Beta release. Also, system performance seems to diminish with each passing day.

Some features he'd like to see in the upcoming wife 2.0:

- A "Don't remind me again" button

- Minimize button

- An install shield feature that allows Wife 2.0

be installed with the option to uninstall at anytime without the

loss of cache and other system resources.

- An option to run the network driver in promiscuous mode which would

allow the systems hardware probe feature to be much more useful.

I myself decided to avoid all of the headaches associated with Wife 1.0 by sticking with Girlfriend 2.0. Even here, however, I found many problems. Apparently you cannot install Girlfriend 2.0 on top of Girlfriend 1.0. You must uninstall Girlfriend 1.0 first. Other users say this is a long standing bug which I should have been aware of. Apparently the versions of Girlfriend have conflicts over shared use of the I/O port. You think they would have fixed such a stupid bug by now. To make matters worse, The uninstall program for Girlfriend 1.0 doesn't work very well leaving undesirable traces of the application in the system.

Another thing that sucks -- all versions of Girlfriend continually popup little annoying messages about the advantages of upgrading to Wife 1.0

***** BUG WARNING ********

Wife 1.0 has an undocumented bug. If you try to install Mistress 1.1 before uninstalling Wife 1.0, Wife 1.0 will delete MSMoney files before doing the uninstall itself. Then Mistress 1.1 will refuse to install, claiming insufficient resources.

*** BUG WORK-AROUNDS ***************

To avoid the above bug, try installing Mistress 1.1 on a different system and never run any file transfer applications such as Laplink 6.0. Also, beware of similar shareware applications that have been known to carry viruses that may affect Wife 1.0.

Another solution would be to run Mistress 1.0 via a UseNet provider under an anonymous name. Here again, beware of the viruses which can accidently be downloaded from the UseNet.

not: türkçeleştirmeye vaktim olmadı gülmekten. idare edin artık.

Her kadın için ayrı bir kılavuz gerekeceğinden, geçersiz bir üründür. Bir de 1.0 mış pehh.

güncelleme gerektirmeyen talimatlardır. genel geçer şeyler bilinmeli ve içinde bulunulan duruma göre yoğurulup şekil alınmalıdır. garantisi olmadığından elde patlama ihtimali mevcuttur.

(bkz: kullan at)

kısaltması k.k.k olup ku klax klan'ı çağrıştırır ki bu hiç hoş bişe değil, sessizce dağılalım.

yine ingilizce oldu ama yapıcak bişey yok. en naif kadın kullanım kılavuzunu hep yabancılar yapıyo. bizimkiler anca kullanıyo kadını.

WOMEN'S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK

Never do housework. No man ever made love to a woman because the house was spotless.

Remember you are known by the idiot you accompany.

Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

So many men - so many reasons not to sleep with any of them.

If they can put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all there.

Tell him you're not his type - you have a pulse.

Never let your man's mind wander - its too little to be left out alone.

Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.

Never marry a man for money. You'll have to earn every penny.

Definition of a bachelor: A man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.

If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him check books.

A man's idea of serious commitment is usually, "Oh all right, I'll stay the night".

Women sleep with men who, if they were women, they wouldn't even have bothered to have lunch with.

Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means you laugh at his.

If he asks you if you if you're faking it tell him no, you're just practicing.

When he asks you if he's your first tell him, "You may be, you look familiar."

(bkz: okuyamadım kardeş durumum yoktu)

Kapatıp açınca düzelir nasıl olsa ne gerek var. Hem daha 1.0mış bakalım yeni updateler gelsin bakalım.

hiç bir kullanım kılavuzu ürünün geldiği gün okunmaz. arızaya mütakip ''noluyo lan bu hamuna koduğumuna'' denir, kılavuz açılır sorun bulunur.

bu yöntem bir ortalı, 12 sayfa kullanım kılavuzları için bile böyledir. kaldı ki, sonsuz ortalı, sonsuz sayfalı kadın kullanım kılavuzu...

arıza veren kadına, ''noluyo bu hamuna koduğumuna'' demeyin. çok ayıp amk!