bugün

Çevirisine ulaşılamamış olan cümledir.
if there aren't any bread, they eat cake.
suprise mother fucker, in case they couldn't eat bread, they eat macaroni!
ıf u dont have dolar for buy bread just suck my dıck ı give u dolar.
in the absence of bread, they should eat cake.

fakat deyimsel olarak arkadaşın da dediği gibi:
Let them eat cake
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Let_them_eat_cake
ekmek yoksa makarna yesinlerdir efendim.
If you are not cola, are you dance?