bugün
- trt de memesi gözüken kadın22
- neden evlenmiyorsunuz19
- dünyanın patlama ile oluştuğuna inanmak19
- bulunduğunuz yerin hava durumu11
- sözlükte belindeki kemer olunacak kızlar10
- albay kemal sözlükten atılsın kampanyası13
- taksim'e ekran dikip kuran yayınlamak10
- fethullah gülen öldü mü sorunsalı25
- ismet gurbuz 202414
- mfö'nün en güzel şarkısı11
- jose mourinho66
- nihavend longa27
- 2001 türkiyesinin en gelişmiş ülke olduğu gerçeği14
- 3 haziran 2024 hakkari'ye kayyum atanması12
- albay kemal14
- sözlükçülerin albay kemal'e bok atma sendromu8
- anın görüntüsü10
- okan buruk12
- suriyelilere karşı sorumluluklarımız18
- aleyna tilki10
- fenerbahçe13
- kocasına kahvaltı hazırlamayan kadın kusurludur16
- sözlükteki islamcılara alınması gereken önlem12
- 90 lı yıllara dair akılda kalanlar9
- gratis indirim günü kavgaları18
- yaşlılık belirtileri9
- true nickli yazar10
- üstteki yazar tarzında entry gir13
- kova burcu erkeği9
- seçme şansınız olsa hangi ülkede yaşardınız22
- sözlüğün en iyi 10 yazarı22
- insanoğlunu yerleşik hayata geçiren neydi9
- zalbert'in karşısında dans etmek8
- sözlük erkeklerinin şımarık laubali tipler olması17
- tecavüz ettiği kızlarını müge anlı da arayan baba15
- ateistlerin zeka seviyesi düşüktür11
- türkiye de intihar vakalarının artması11
- ismail kartal duruşu8
- jose mourinho nun fenerbahçe ye transferi13
- şimdiye kadar duyulan en güzel iltifat10
- eşcinsellik kendi kendini hadım etmektir10
- neden sevgilim yok10
- insanı zengin hissettiren şeyler19
- türkiye akp lidir akp'li kalacaktır14
- kılıçdaroğlu'nun kuracağı partiye isim önerileri8
- geldi yine deli11
- türkiye cidden almanyadan daha iyi9
- içine şeytan girse ne yaparsın13
- ümmetçilerin azerbaycan düşmanlığı10
- artık yazmayacağım9
Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
Practice making fax and modem noises.
Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss.
Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
Staple pages in the middle of the page.
Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
Honk and wave to strangers.
Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
type only in lowercase.
dont use any punctuation either
Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.
"DO YOU HEAR THAT?"
"What?"
"Never mind, it's gone now."
As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
Ask people what gender they are.
While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
Sing along at the opera.
Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
Practice making fax and modem noises.
Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss.
Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
Staple pages in the middle of the page.
Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
Honk and wave to strangers.
Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
type only in lowercase.
dont use any punctuation either
Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.
"DO YOU HEAR THAT?"
"What?"
"Never mind, it's gone now."
As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
Ask people what gender they are.
While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
Sing along at the opera.
Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
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