1. ?.
    Paul Simon'dan komik ve çok neşeli bir şarkı. Klibinde cola turka reklamlarında da oynayan chevy chase var. Bas soloları kayda değer.

    a man walks down the street
    he says why am i soft in the middle, now
    why am i soft in the middle
    the rest of my life is so hard
    i need a photo-opportunity
    i want a shot at redemption
    don't want to end up a cartoon
    in a cartoon graveyard
    bone digger, bone digger
    dogs in the moonlight
    far away my well-lit door
    mr. beerbelly, beerbelly
    get these mutts away from me
    you know i don't find this stuff amusing anymore

    if you'll be my bodyguard
    i can be your long lost pal
    i can call you betty
    and betty, when you call me
    you can call me al

    a man walks down the street
    he says why am i short of attention
    got a short little span of attention
    and, whoa, my nights are so long
    where's my wife and family
    what if i die here
    who'll be my role-model
    now that my role-model is
    gone, gone
    he ducked back down the alley
    with some roly-poly little bat-faced girl
    all along, along
    there were incidents and accidents
    there were hints and allegations

    if you'll be my bodyguard
    i can be your long lost pal
    i can call you betty
    and betty, when you call me
    you can call me al

    call me al

    a man walks down the street
    it's a street in a strange world
    maybe it's the third world
    maybe it's his first time around
    doesn't speak the language
    he holds no currency
    he is a foreign man
    he is surrounded by the
    sound, sound
    cattle in the marketplace
    scatterlings and orphanages
    he looks around, around
    he sees angels in the architecture
    spinning in infinity
    he says amen! and hallelujah!

    if you'll be my bodyguard
    i can be your long lost pal
    i can call you betty
    and betty, when you call me
    you can call me al

    call me al
    na, na na na...

    if you'll be my body guard, ooooh
    i can call you betty, ooooh
    if you'll be my body guard, ooooh
    i can call you betty, ooooh

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaleEmXgEvc+
    ... goksunv
  2. ?.
    eğlenceli bir videoya sahip paul simon şarkısı.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOiVaE-pKqM+
    ... umutckr
  3. 1.
    paul simon'un Graceland albümünde bulunan, eğlenceli ve neşeli parçalarından biridir. paul simon'un biraz tarzına aykırı olarak sanki seksenler popunu anımsatır biraz ayrıca az da bulunsa albümün genelindeki afrika esintisi bu şarkıda çok az bulunda da çok hoş durmuştur. bas gitarı ayrı güzeldir.
    ... stravaganza