ladies and gentlemen

-leydiiz en cendılmın

sehr geehrte Damen und Herren *

oscar ödül törenlerinde, sunucunun ödülü verecek şahsı takdimi.

fazlasıyla gaz bir saliva şarkısı. kuzey amerika'nın şu ana kadar en büyük spor/eğlence organizasyonu olan wrestlemania 23'ün müziği olarak kullanılmıştır. sözleri de şöyledir:

Ladies and gentlemen please
Would you bring your attention to me?
For a feast for your eyes to see
An explosion of catastrophe

Like nothing you've ever seen before
Watch closely as I open this door
Your jaws will be on the floor
After this you'll be begging for more

Welcome to the show
Please come inside
Ladies and gentlemen

Boom
Do you want it?
Boom
Do you need it?
Boom
Let me hear it
Ladies and gentlemen

Boom
Do you want it?
Boom
Do you need it?
Boom
Let me hear it
Ladies and gentlemen

Ladies and gentlemen good evening
You've seen that seeing is believing
Your ears and your eyes will be bleeding
Please check to see if you're still breathing

Hold tight cause the show is not over
If you will please move in closer
Your about to be bowled over
By the wonders you're about to behold here

Welcome to the show
Please come inside
Ladies and gentlemen

Boom
Do you want it?
Boom
Do you need it?
Boom
Let me hear it
ladies and gentlemen

Boom
Do you want it?
Boom
Do you need it?
Boom
Let me hear it

Welcome to the show
We're glad you came along
Please come inside
Ladies and gentlemen

Boom
Do you want it?
Boom
Do you need it?
Boom
Let me hear it
Ladies and gentlemen

bir de ibrahim tatlıses versiyonu vardır; (bkz: leydıs en centilmını)

çok güzel bir hot hot heat şarkısı. sözlerini de copy paste:

There's a gentleman who's not so gentle cuz he's too generous with his chit and his chat
So lately we've been discussing a way to rid this disgusting example of ample gossip and gab

All we hear is La La La...

He's a gentleman who plays a caricature of a character he wishes he was
So lately we've been ignoring all his stories as we smile and nod and let him simply do what he does
So watch out

And everybody's got the same story:
We never wanted him here
He showed up anyway
He never would leave us alone
We never wanted him here
He showed up anyway
But maybe that's ok

Soon this gentleman was barking louder when his biting harder didn't earn him respect
But lately we've been too proud to admit that we all might miss him just a bit now that he's packed up and left
What did we do?

And everybody's got the same story:
We never wanted him here
He showed up anyway
He never would leave us alone
We never wanted him here
He showed up anyway
But maybe that's ok

We never wanted him here
He showed up anyway
He never would leave us alone
We never wanted him here
And now he's gone for good
But maybe we've made a mistake

(bkz: ladies and gentlemen we are floating in space)

türkiye de "nedense" kadınlar ve baylar olarak çevirisi yapılsa, bütün dişilerin(!) mutlu olabileceği bir dikkat çekme cümlesi.

zamanında "leydiler ve centilmenler!" diye çevirselermiş ne olurmuş merak ettiğim hitap biçimi. cümle değildir.

Gentlemen and ladies şeklinde kullanılsa tüm feministler isyan eder, erkek egemen kültürün ifade şekli derlerdi.