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    I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct. 
    I am Jack's Cold Sweat. 
    I Am Jack's Complete Lack of Surprise 
    I Am Jack's Smirking Revenge. 
    I Am Jack's Broken Heart
    I Am Jack's Colon 
    I Am Jack's Medulla Oblongata 
    I Am Jack's Inflamed Sense of Rejection
    I am Jack's deflated happiness. 

    -fight club (jack)
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