the real slim shady 

1. eminem'in en eğlencei şarkılarından biri. hatta kendisinin duyduğum ilk şarkısıdır bu. bayağı bir insana laf sokar eminem bu parçada. ahanda sözleri:
   
   May I have your attention please?
   May I have your attention please?
   Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
   I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
   We're gonna have a problem here..
   
   Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
   Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
   and started whoopin her ass worse than before
   they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)
   It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
   he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
   And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots!
   Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
   Feminist women love Eminem {chigga chigga chigga*} "Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
   Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
   Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
   Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
   But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms
   Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
   but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
   "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
   And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
   And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
   And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
   Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
   By the time they hit fourth grade
   They got the Discovery Channel don't they?
   "We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
   who cut other people open like cantaloupes {*SLURP*}
   But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
   then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
   {*EWWW!*} But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
   Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
   
   I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
   All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
   So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
   please stand up, please stand up?
   
   Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;
   well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
   You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
   Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
   "But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
   Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
   So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
   Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
   so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
   and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
   You little bitch, put me on blast on MTV
   "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"
   I should download her audio on MP3
   and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD {*AHHH!*}
   I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
   so I have been sent here to destroy you {*bzzzt*}
   And there's a million of us just like me
   who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me
   who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
   and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!
   
   I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you
   things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
   The only difference is I got the balls to say it
   in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
   I just get on the mic and spit it
   and whether you like to admit it {*ERR*} I just shit it
   better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
   Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
   It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty
   I'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting
   Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens
   And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
   And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin
   He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings
   {*HACH*} Or in the parkin lot, circling
   Screaming "I don't give a fuck!"
   with his windows down and his system up
   So, will the real Shady please stand up?
   And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
   And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
   and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
   
   Ha ha
   Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
   Fuck it, let's all stand up
   #945176 (mr oysterhead, 03.12.2006 21:34)
2. klibi çok eğlenceli olan bir parça.
   #945199 (kutupsal form, 03.12.2006 21:37)
3. klibinde bir paket soğan halkasına tükürdüğü, bu kısmıyla tiksindiren, piritni*'ye laf soktuğu bölümleri müthiş olan şarkı.
   #1477947 (kutupsal form, 01.04.2007 01:27)
4. eminem'in 2000'de çıkardığı ve dördüncü albümü olan the marshall mathers lp'den 4 dakika 44 saniye süren bir şarkıdır.
   #1851565 (stillborn, 02.07.2007 03:05)
5. adamım eminem in harika şarkılarından biri.
   
   http://www.youtube.com/wa...lJzV4&feature=related +
   #2766966 (unique270, 30.12.2007 15:37)
6. eminem in mükemmel flow sergilediği enfes parça..
   #4133126 (nickimi yazar olunca sececegim, 24.10.2008 17:56)