shit happens 

1. bazen terslikler olur.. olur oyle anlamindaki ingilizce kalip..
   #393606 (Confusedy, 03.07.2006 11:44)
2. (bkz: forrest gump)
   #394441 (optimus prime, 03.07.2006 18:10)
3. -rıdvan ne olur?
   -bok olur!!!
   -shit happens..
   #1636276 (pezzo-soprano, 12.05.2007 21:32)
4. Bye bye love, Bye bye happiness *
   #1636325 (filleri kurtaran adam, 12.05.2007 21:41)
5. kimi felsefi akım ve düşünce sistemlerine göre değişik tarzlarda yorumlanmış hadisedir...
   ingilizce bir kaynaktan alıntı yapacak olursak da ;
   
   kime göre shit nasıl happenmış *?
   
   shit happens:
   
   taoısm : if you understand shit, it is not shit.
   
   hınduısm : this shit happened before.
   
   confucıanısm : confucious says " shit happens " .
   
   buddhısm : shit will happen to you again.
   
   zen : what is the sound of shit happening ?
   
   sıkhısm : leave our shit alone.
   
   jehovaS WITNESS` : knock knock. shit happens.
   
   atheısm : i don`t believe this shit.
   
   agnostıcısm : can you prove that shit happens ?
   
   catholıcısm : if shit happens, you deserve it.
   
   protestantısm : shit happens, amen to that.
   
   judaısm : why does shit always happen to us ?
   
   orthodox judaısm : so shit happens, already.
   
   televangelısm : send money or shit will happen to you.
   
   rastafarıanısm : let`s smoke this shit.
   
   hare krıshna : shit happens rama rama.
   
   natıon of ıslam : don`t take no shit.
   
   new age : visualise shit happening.
   
   shıntoısm : you inherit the shit of your ancestors.
   
   hedonısm: i love it when shit happens.
   
   satanısm: sneppah tihs.
   
   capıtalısm : this is MY shit.
   
   femınısm : men are shit.
   
   exıstentıalısm : shit doesn`t happen, shit is.
   
   scıentology : if shit happens, see Dianetics p.137.
   
   baptısm : we`ll wash the shit right off you.
   
   mystıcısm : this is really weird shit.
   
   voodoo : shit doesn`t just happen, we made it happen.
   
   dısneyısm : bad shit doesn`t happen here.
   
   communısm: let`s share the shit.
   
   marxısm : you have nothing to lose but your shit.
   
   red cross : shit happens, send money.
   
   conspıracy theorısm : THEY shit on us !
   
   psycho analysıs : tell me about your shit.
   
   darwınısm : survival of the shittiest.
   
   amısh : modern shit is useless.
   
   suıcıdal : i`ve had enough of this shit.
   
   optımısm : shit won`t happen to me.
   
   trekısm : to boldly shit where no-one has shit before.
   
   shakespearean : to shit or not to shit, that is the question.
   
   descartes : i shit therefore i am.
   
   freud : shit is a phallic symbol.
   
   lawyers : for enough money, i can get you out of shit.
   
   acupuncturıst : hold still or this will hurt like shit.
   
   dog : i just shit on your shoe.
   
   cat : dogs are shit.
   
   mouse : oh shit ! a cat.
   
   polıtıcally correct : internally processed, nutritionally-drained biological
   output happens.
   
   eınsteın: shit is relative.
   
   famıly gatherıng : relatives are shit.
   
   materıalısm : whoever dies with the most shit, wins.
   
   vegetarıanısm : if it happens to shit, don`t eat it.
   
   fatalısm : oh shit, it`s going to happen.
   
   envıronmentalısm : shit is biodegradable.
   
   amerıcanısm : who gives a shit ?
   
   statıstıcıan : shit is 84.7% likely to happen.
   
   hıp hop : motherfuck this shiznit beeatch !
   
   tantrısm : fuck this shit.
   
   cynıcısm : we are all full of shit.
   
   surrealısm : fish happens.
   
   wıcca : you can make shit happen but shit will happen to you three times.
   
   kaynak: veremiyorum yüvenim! msn den devam edelim diyemeyeceğim için mailime gelmiş bu hedenin kaynağı da yok... ille de gerekiyorsa , kaynak dötüm...
   #1636454 (aby, 12.05.2007 22:01 ~ 22:03)
6. tişörtlerin üzerinde yazan bir yazı.
   #1636538 (gmail notifier, 12.05.2007 22:22)