riot van 

1. bir arctic monkeys şarkısı. whatever people say i am that s what i m not albümünün 7. parçasıdır. sözler:
   
   Up rolled the riot van
   And sparked excitement in the boys
   But the policemen look annoyed
   Perhaps these are ones they should avoid
   
   They got a chase last night from men with truncheon's dressed in hats
   They didn't do that much wrong, still ran away though for the laugh
   
   "Please just stop talking
   Because they won't find us if you do
   Oh those silly boys in blue
   Well they won't catch me and you"
   
   "Have you been drinking son, you don't look old enough to me"
   "I'm sorry officer is there a certain age you're supposed to be?.. nobody told me"
   
   Up rolled the riot van
   And these lads just wind the coppers up
   Ask why they don't catch proper crooks
   Get their address and their name's took
   But they couldn't care less
   
   He got thrown in the riot van
   And all the coppers kicked him in
   And there was no way he could win
   Just had to take it on the chin
   #2056564 (KIDD, 02.08.2007 14:40)
2. demo versiyonunun sözleri ise şöyledir:
   
   We got thrown in a riot van
   And the coppers kicked him in
   And there was no way he could win
   Just had to take it on the chin
   Smoked a bong a last night
   And stole somebody's telephone
   He thinks it's all alright
   But they've left him on his own, on his own
   
   But baby stop calling
   Over and over yeah
   And give me some funny cigarettes
   And do what they told you, yeah
   
   Pinched a car with one headlight
   And lost control the passengers were screaming
   Made him shut his eyes way tight
   And think of you, and hope that he was dreaming
   
   Then up rolled the riot van
   And called the fire brigade
   But it was already too late
   And there was no arrests to make
   Ohhhhh!
   
   But baby stop calling
   Over and over yeah
   And give me some funny cigarettes
   And do what they told you, yeah
   #3181654 (atmh, 23.03.2008 20:26)
3. albüm versiyonunda çok hoş bi diyaloğa sahip şarkı.
   
   "Have you been drinking son, you don't look old enough to me"
   "I'm sorry officer is there a certain age you're supposed to be?.. nobody told me"
   #3398797 (atmh, 15.05.2008 00:56)