like a surgeon 

1. weird al yankovic'in madonna'nın like a virgin şarkısından apartma olarak yaptığı süper çalışma.
   
   i finally made it through med school
   somehow i made it through
   i'm just an intern
   i still make a mistake or two
   
   i was last in my class
   barely passsed at the institute
   now i'm trying to avoid, yah i'm trying to avoid
   a malpractise suit
   
   hey, like a surgeon
   cuttin' for the very first time
   like a surgeon
   organ transplants are my line
   
   better give me all your gause nurse
   this patient's fading fast
   complications have set in
   don't know how long he'll last
   
   let me see, that i.v.
   here we go - time to operate
   i'll pull his indsides out, pull his insides out
   and see what he ate
   
   like a surgeon, hey
   cuttin' for the very first time
   like a surgeon
   here's a waiver for you to sign
   
   woe, woe, woe
   
   it's a fact - i'm a quack
   the disgrace of the a.m.a.
   'cause my patients die, yah my patients die
   before they can pay
   
   like a surgeon, hey
   cuttin' for the very first time
   like a surgeon
   got your kidneys on my mind
   
   like a surgeon, ooh like a surgeon
   when i reach inside
   with my scalpel, and my forceps, and retractors
   oh oh, oh oh, woe, oh
   
   ooh baby, yah
   i can hear your heartbeat
   for the very last time
   
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GY0Jyz8fkKo +
   #1926438 (avedis, 13.07.2007 17:54)