dildo song 

1. http://www.spike.com/video/211907
   
   What rolls down the stairs
   Alone and in pairs
   And makes a buzzity sound?
   It's long a schlong,
   A marvelous dong,
   Everyone knows its dildo!
   
   What fits in a sock
   Feels better than cock?
   And unlike a man, it's slow
   It vibrates a bit
   Feel great on your clit
   Everyone knows It's dildo
   
   it's dildo! it's dildo!
   it's big, it's fleshy, it's ribbed
   it's dildo! it's dildo!
   Yes. That's right. It's ribbed
   
   What fits in your crack?
   Some even have sacks
   The penis you don't have to blow
   They're not just for gays
   They use double A's
   Everyone knows it's dildo
   
   A dildo-dog
   A dildo-plane
   Man more vibrating toys
   You turn the knob
   They buzz and throb
   Feels great in girls and boys
   
   What makes you cum?
   And fits in your bum
   Some of them even can glow
   A dink. A dink.
   In marvellous pink
   Everyone knows it's dildo
   
   A long, fleshy tube
   Use an oil-based lube
   Not just for neighbourhood ho's
   For a girl on the go
   With no time for a beau
   It makes for a perfect fellow
   Ther're Dildos. Ther're Dildos.
   the sex toys that everyone likes
   Ther're Dildos. Ther're Dildos
   For gay men and even for dykes
   #3691583 (cellar, 20.07.2008 15:05)